2. Why would I go down for a nap when I could do something fun like throw myself headfirst into the bathtub?
3. It's so cute how you try to put socks on me.
4. I'm gonna use your shirt as a snot rag, cool? Cool.
5. OMG— that piece of tupperware is FANTASTIC.
6. Didn't you wear that outfit yesterday, Mom?
7. When I grow up, I'm gonna eat all the magazines I want.
8. I'm not really feeling this sweater. CAN YOU GET IT THE FUCK OFF ME AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE??!
9. Have a told you how awesome you are yet today?
10. Yes, yes awesome. Wonderful, amazing, whatever. Now give me the remote control so I can shove it my mouth, please.