Trick or treating with a toddler can be tricky business, mainly because toddlers have no idea what the hell is going on. “Why is everybody dressed up in weird outfits?” “Why does everything taste so delicious?”
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08/30/11
Grandma Obliterates Spongebob
There were over 650 entries in the Vonage Time to Call iPad Giveaway which comes as no surprise I guess.
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07/20/11
The World’s Worst Wedding Date
Mike and I took Mazzy to my uncle's wedding over the weekend.
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06/26/11
Is the Beach Worth It? (a pie chart)
Along with not being a dog person, I am also not a beach person.
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Mazzy has been exhibiting less than stellar behavior lately.
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Last week I wrote a post about Mazzy and her quickly growing vocabulary called The Seven Stages of Language Development, which included stages you
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11/04/10
Parental Tweet
You know you have too many
kids when you go to the grocery
store to pee in peace.
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kids when you go to the grocery
store to pee in peace.
One woman’s quest for the perfect keepsake nearly throws her over the edge.
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Last week Dr. B, an early childhood development specialist, taught us a flashlight game that Mazzy LOVED.
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11/02/10
Fun With Pie Charts
Parenting Is 10% Awww, 40% Feigned Interest, 30% Vodka, 20% Obligatory Celebrations. What’s your parenting pie chart?
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11/01/10
Baby Halloween Costume Awards
Whether at the Washington Square Park Baby Costume Parade, the Theater for the New City's Village Halloween Costume Ball (which every year
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10/28/10
Monsters For Your Little Monster
Monster Baby Gift Round-up: I could have done a round-up of ghosts, witches, and goblins (what is a goblin exactly and is it different than a ghost?) but nobody (let alone a baby) really has much use for that sort of thing except on Halloween. And let’s be real, Halloween is on Sunday. That’s cutting it a little close for buying Halloween paraphrenalia (don’t tell that to my Halloween party). Monsters, on the other hand, work overtime all year round.
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10/26/10
Parental Tweet
In lieu of a haunted house, we
are opening up our apartment to
suburban kids to show them the size
of a NYC kitchen. Much scarier.
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are opening up our apartment to
suburban kids to show them the size
of a NYC kitchen. Much scarier.
10/25/10
Parental Tweet
You know where the blood
comes from on Halloween? It
comes from the the fingers of mothers
who sewed their kids ...
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comes from on Halloween? It
comes from the the fingers of mothers
who sewed their kids ...
10/25/10
Scare the Bejesus Out of Your Baby
Sunday is Halloween.
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