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05/13/13

So much stuff happened this past weekend, I’m going to save my actual Mother’s Day recap for another day.

05/12/13

Someone Special Is Thinking of You Today…

If you want to give me something for Mother's Day, join the Mommy Shorts fanpage. God knows its much better than a macaroni necklace.

05/10/13

How the Mother Half Lives

On Monday, I announced a giveaway and photo contest for a copy of Ali Smith's beautiful photo book, Momma Love: How the Mother Half Lives.

05/09/13

The Letter I Wish My Three-Year-Old Would Give Me for Mother’s Day

Dear Mom,
Remember yesterday when I told you I wanted daddy to walk me to school and then refused to kiss you goodbye? I'm sorry.

05/06/13

All We Really Want for Mother’s Day

My good friends from Rants from Mommyland (no, I've never met them in real life and yes, I still consider them my good friends) are doing a ...

05/06/13

Mother’s Day Photo Challenge and Giveaway: Put Yourself in a Picture

When I look at my Instagram feed, or any of my photos for that matter, there is one glaring omission.
ME.

04/30/13

The 10 Phases of a 10 Minute Shower With a Baby at Home

MINUTE ONE:
You see the baby playing happily on his own and decide he will be just fine if you take a ten minute shower.

04/22/13

Some Dreams Do Come True

On Saturday, Mike, Mazzy, Harlow and I went to the Bar Mitzvah of our 13-year-old cousin.

04/14/13

My Proposal for the First Scene in the New Movie “Go the Fuck to Sleep”

Fox 2000 is slated to turn Go the Fuck to Sleep into a movie. Yes, I'm serious.

04/09/13

Cletus the Fetus and Other Creative Names to Call Your Unborn Baby in Utero

According to reader research, most people name their unborn babies something while in utero.

04/05/13

It Took Over 30 Years to Recreate This Photo

If there was ever any question who Mazzy looks like (hello, those of you who still insist she looks like my husband), I hope the photos above clear ...

04/04/13

4 Reasons My Daughter Hates Me

There’s a new dynamic in our house and it’s this:
ME: Hi, Mazzy. Want to play?
MAZZY: No.
ME: Okay.

04/02/13

9 Tricks to Get Your Kids to Drink More Water

The two main ways to keep your kids healthy is to make sure 1) they get lots of exercise and 2) they drink lots of water.

03/31/13

Easter Egg Hunt: Fantasy VS. Reality

The only Easter Egg Hunts I have been to are in New York City. I imagine attaining Egg Hunt Perfection is a lot easier in the 'burbs.

03/29/13

9 Tricks to Get Your Kids to Drink More Water

The two main ways to keep your kids healthy is to make sure 1) they get lots of exercise and 2) they drink lots of water.