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02/13/15

The Stages of Parenthood as Told By Your Laundry

Parents do a TON of laundry. Besides professional mud wrestlers and the people who clean up elephant crap at the circus, I’m willing to bet parents do more laundry than anyone else on earth.

02/10/15

Project Play Date: Mardi Gras

Can we make a play date theme around a holiday that involves wasted college kids showing off their boobs for beads? WATCH US TRY!

01/08/15

Mazzy Celebrates Her 5th Birthday with a Frozen Disco Party (Obviously)

No 5th birthday party would be complete without Elsa and Anna’s heads on paper plates and a club remix of “Let It Go” playing on a loop.

11/07/14

Conquering My Kids’ Cup Issues

Mazzy’s favorite cup is the bane of my existence. It’s leaky, it’s hard to screw on the top and it comes apart into four separate pieces…

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10/08/14

5 Trade-Worthy Snacks to Pack for School

Here are five creative after school snacks that won’t make your kids say, “What else do you have?” Plus a chance to win $250 of Mighty Nest lunch gear.

10/07/14

Two Sisters Share a Watermelon Rind: Can You Handle the Cute?

Watch Mazzy and Harlow, sharing a watermelon rind, acting at their absolute cutest. We are talking PEAK CUTENESS LEVELS here. Proceed accordingly.

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10/03/14

22 Things I Want My Daughters to Know in 22 Years

Energy Star certified LED bulbs last for 22 years, which means Mazzy and Harlow will be in their twenties by the time I have to change them…

10/01/14

“The Book with No Pictures” is Mazzy’s New Favorite Book

Watch BJ Novak win over a group of kindergarten kids at a reading of his new picture-free book, plus enter to win a signed copy.

09/30/14

Apple Picking is More than a Bag of Apples

Why do I always forget that on a beautiful Saturday in September, I will be far from the only mother who thinks apple picking is the perfect fall family activity?