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Parents do a TON of laundry. Besides professional mud wrestlers and the people who clean up elephant crap at the circus, I’m willing to bet parents do more laundry than anyone else on earth.
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02/10/15
Project Play Date: Mardi Gras
Can we make a play date theme around a holiday that involves wasted college kids showing off their boobs for beads? WATCH US TRY!
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No 5th birthday party would be complete without Elsa and Anna’s heads on paper plates and a club remix of “Let It Go” playing on a loop.
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11/07/14
Conquering My Kids’ Cup Issues
Mazzy’s favorite cup is the bane of my existence. It’s leaky, it’s hard to screw on the top and it comes apart into four separate pieces…
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Here are five creative after school snacks that won’t make your kids say, “What else do you have?” Plus a chance to win $250 of Mighty Nest lunch gear.
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Watch Mazzy and Harlow, sharing a watermelon rind, acting at their absolute cutest. We are talking PEAK CUTENESS LEVELS here. Proceed accordingly.
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Energy Star certified LED bulbs last for 22 years, which means Mazzy and Harlow will be in their twenties by the time I have to change them…
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Watch BJ Novak win over a group of kindergarten kids at a reading of his new picture-free book, plus enter to win a signed copy.
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Why do I always forget that on a beautiful Saturday in September, I will be far from the only mother who thinks apple picking is the perfect fall family activity?
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Our morning has changed drastically since Mazzy started kindergarten two weeks ago.
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Grammy and I took Mazzy to see the Lion King on Sunday. It was her first Broadway Show.
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After I published the many many pics it took to get Mazzy’s perfect “first day of kindergarten” photo, I asked fans of my facebook
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With every approaching baby milestone comes the opportunity to create a time lapse video to wow family, friends and the internet at large.
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Today is Mazzy’s first day of kindergarten.
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Remember the family who did the Xmas Jammies video last Christmas? The Holderness family is back with a back-to-school parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot's
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