Videos Archives - Mommy Shorts

05/24/17

As crazy as it is to see a grown woman wiping toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, eating dirt by the fistful and refusing to eat a sandwich because “it feels funny in my hands,” this is the unmistakable reality of living with a toddler.

01/11/17

2yo Girl Nails the Bottle Flip Craze on her Second Try

Watch 2-year-old Sam master the bottle flip craze on her second try. Her response to victory is adorably enthusiastic, complete with a dab (prompted by Dad) to top things off.

06/16/16

Have a Remarkably Average Father’s Day!

I gave dads heartfelt cards from their kids for Father’s Day. Each kid was under six years-old, so let’s just say… they have not quite mastered the art of being sentimental yet!

06/02/16

Toddler Upstages Dancers with Spot-on Choreography

This little dude is better at choreography than I will ever be at anything in my life.

05/10/16

12 Problems Dining Out with Kids

My kids are not acting in this video. This is what they do EVERY TIME WE GO OUT TO EAT.

02/29/16

Toddler Learns Valuable Life Lesson: Karma is a Bitch

I won’t give away the ending (which I’m 99% sure was purely accidental), but let’s just say— a life lesson was learned that day. Karma is a BITCH.

02/25/16

Toddlerograghpy is My New Favorite Dance Class

James Corden had Jenna Dewan Tatum on his show the other night and the two of them did a spectacular dance led by a bunch of toddlers.

01/26/16

Toddlers Fight Like Old Married Couple

Luke wanted to go outside but Harlow was opposed because a) he didn’t have his jacket and b) he didn’t have a grown-up. Here’s your chance to see the wrath of Harlow in action.

01/13/16

If Adults Acted Like Toddlers

Everybody expects small children to behave like, well, children. But it’s not until you see the same behaviors reenacted by a grown man that you realize we are all living with crazy people.

01/07/16

Dad Asks All the Tough Questions in Hilarious Interview with Toddler

La Guarda Cross asks his daughter all the questions you’ve always wanted ask your toddler, like— “Why do you choose not to financially contribute to the family??”

11/11/15

This Two Year-Old is His Own Worst Enemy

Check out this two-year-old’s adorably illogical meltdown. I say “adorable” because I’m not his parent and I am in no way responsible for calming him down.

10/27/15

Is this Snowboarding Dad Out of his Mind?

I’m not sure what to think of this video except I would divorce my husband and fight him for full custody rights if he tried this shit.

10/16/15

The Cat Piano Meets Whip Nae Nae

When Harlow broke out her old cat piano and started experimenting with the different programmed beats, she took the Whip Nae Nae to a whole other level.

10/14/15

The Wonderfully Weird World of Harlow

Snapchat videos allows me to capture my kids’ personalities way better than I have in the past. Particularly with Harlow who is so delightfully weird and entertaining.

09/28/15

Drunk Driving Toddler Resists Arrest

I hope this reckless toddler is behind bars where she belongs, leaving the streets safe for all the law abiding citizens out there.