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05/24/17
If Adults Acted Like Toddlers
As crazy as it is to see a grown woman wiping toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, eating dirt by the fistful and refusing to eat a sandwich because “it feels funny in my hands,” this is the unmistakable reality of living with a toddler.
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Watch 2-year-old Sam master the bottle flip craze on her second try. Her response to victory is adorably enthusiastic, complete with a dab (prompted by Dad) to top things off.
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I gave dads heartfelt cards from their kids for Father’s Day. Each kid was under six years-old, so let’s just say… they have not quite mastered the art of being sentimental yet!
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This little dude is better at choreography than I will ever be at anything in my life.
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05/10/16
12 Problems Dining Out with Kids
My kids are not acting in this video. This is what they do EVERY TIME WE GO OUT TO EAT.
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I won’t give away the ending (which I’m 99% sure was purely accidental), but let’s just say— a life lesson was learned that day. Karma is a BITCH.
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James Corden had Jenna Dewan Tatum on his show the other night and the two of them did a spectacular dance led by a bunch of toddlers.
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Luke wanted to go outside but Harlow was opposed because a) he didn’t have his jacket and b) he didn’t have a grown-up. Here’s your chance to see the wrath of Harlow in action.
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01/13/16
If Adults Acted Like Toddlers
Everybody expects small children to behave like, well, children. But it’s not until you see the same behaviors reenacted by a grown man that you realize we are all living with crazy people.
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La Guarda Cross asks his daughter all the questions you’ve always wanted ask your toddler, like— “Why do you choose not to financially contribute to the family??”
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Check out this two-year-old’s adorably illogical meltdown. I say “adorable” because I’m not his parent and I am in no way responsible for calming him down.
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I’m not sure what to think of this video except I would divorce my husband and fight him for full custody rights if he tried this shit.
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10/16/15
The Cat Piano Meets Whip Nae Nae
When Harlow broke out her old cat piano and started experimenting with the different programmed beats, she took the Whip Nae Nae to a whole other level.
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Snapchat videos allows me to capture my kids’ personalities way better than I have in the past. Particularly with Harlow who is so delightfully weird and entertaining.
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09/28/15
Drunk Driving Toddler Resists Arrest
I hope this reckless toddler is behind bars where she belongs, leaving the streets safe for all the law abiding citizens out there.
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