La Guarda Cross asks his daughter all the questions you’ve always wanted ask your toddler, like— “Why do you choose not to financially contribute to the family??”
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12/30/15
Insta2yearold’s Year in Review
Insta2yearold has had many up and downs this year, not unlike most toddlers you know. There was the joy of bouncy castles mixed with the horror of vegetables. It can make for a very mixed year end review.
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12/01/15
The Amazing 2yo Instagram Acrobat
Two-year-old Arat Hosseini just blew all my preconceptions of toddler agility out of the water.
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11/26/15
Jack Experiments with Screen Time
When Vtech asked me to try out their InnoTab Max, I wasn’t sure I could give it a fair review, since my kids have been using an adult tablet for a few years. I asked my sister (the school psychologist), if she wanted to test it out on her 2yo Jack.
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Check out this two-year-old’s adorably illogical meltdown. I say “adorable” because I’m not his parent and I am in no way responsible for calming him down.
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I’m not sure what to think of this video except I would divorce my husband and fight him for full custody rights if he tried this shit.
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10/16/15
The Cat Piano Meets Whip Nae Nae
When Harlow broke out her old cat piano and started experimenting with the different programmed beats, she took the Whip Nae Nae to a whole other level.
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Snapchat videos allows me to capture my kids’ personalities way better than I have in the past. Particularly with Harlow who is so delightfully weird and entertaining.
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09/28/15
Drunk Driving Toddler Resists Arrest
I hope this reckless toddler is behind bars where she belongs, leaving the streets safe for all the law abiding citizens out there.
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The next American Ninja Warrior is two-year-old Yoshi. His parents already have him in training.
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I wish Kamoli the gorilla was available to come to my house every night between 5-7:00pm to play with Harlow. Maybe they would keep each other entertained while I watched TV in the other room.
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08/19/15
Harlow Dances to “Last Friday Night”
These are Harlow’s best moves yet. Clearly, your mother does not have to be a good dancer to inherit the dancing gene. Maybe my great grandma was a great dancer?
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08/11/15
Toddler Fury at the French Picnic
The time I was invited to a very fancy party and everybody’s children were perfectly behaved except for for mine.
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If you want to learn how to play golf, just do the exact opposite of whatever it is Harlow is doing in this video.
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Insta2yearold likes to give opinions on everything— from breakfast to fashion to social injustice. Here’s a small sampling of the very important issues my two-year-old has tackled on Instagram.
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