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Is anyone else amazed by American Ninja Warrior? It features insanely strong men and women contorting their bodies to overcome obstacles I can’t even fathom. I have a hard enough time balancing Harlow on my hip while making coffee and her frozen waffle. How the hell do these people do Log Grips and Jumping Spiders?

Here’s an obstacle course that is more my speed. It was designed for two-year-old Yoshi by his parents in their backyard, who clearly have their goals for their child all laid out.

Needless to say, Yoshi CRUSHED IT. While wearing a killer headband too.


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