Remember when I made that side-by-side comparison of “My Wedding Day VS. The Day My Baby Was Born” and my wedding day won by a landslide? Lambchops VS. ice chips? Wedding dress VS. hospital gown? Partying with my closest friends and family until the wee hours of the night VS. searing vaginal pain? Yeah, NO CONTEST.

Well, it seems like the people at SNL agree, because they just made the most accurate portrayal of the delivery room ever, starring Amy Schumer, and released it the night before Mother’s Day.

If you haven’t seen it yet, this video is my gift to you. I laughed my ass off.

Yep. Becoming a mom is the opposite of a bed of roses. And yet, many of us do it again because we love it anyway. Also? We deserve ALL THE GIFTS.

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