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Welcome to Evil Baby Glare-Off 2013! We've got children of the devil, spawns of Satan and babies who are shrewd enough to realize those are the exact same thing!

There are 32 evil babies competing for the crown. It's a crown of thorns dripping with the blood of their parents, OBVIOUSLY. Today we will be narrowing that pool by HALF.

I posted this video as a little preview of the festivities yesterday. But I'm going to post it again, just so you all understand these evil babies mean BUSINESS…

 

The 32 babies will be competing for a prize package worth several million dollars. That's assuming one day a Mommy Shorts mug and a Glare-Off poster will be INVALUABLE. In the meantime, the winner will get a $250 Amazon gift card and 100 lollipops from Chupa Chups.

Don't laugh. Those lollipops might be the only chance you have to get your evil baby to crack a smile.

For full details for the prize package, click here

Even if you don't have a baby in the competition, you'll still have a chance to win an awesome prize from Fawn Shoppe today, if you successfully predict THE FINAL FOUR in the comment section below.

You can also feel free to play along at home with this printable tournament bracket. Just click to enlarge. Wouldn't an Evil Baby Glare-Off office pool make your work week a little less mind-numbing?

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Before we get started, here are the basic rules:

1) Who moves on to the next round will be determined by reader vote. The poll is set up so you can only vote once per pair. Each day this week, the pool will narrow until we are down to the final two on Friday. Winner will be announced on Monday, November 4th. 

2) Each day of the contest, there will be a surprise giveaway. All giveaways are open to everybody (as long as you are a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan). You enter by leaving a comment below the post.

Alright. VOTING STARTS NOW!

ROUND 1

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Voting ends tonight at 10pm EST. Winners will be pitted against each other tomorrow.

May the evilest baby win!

GIVEAWAY

Today's giveaway is $100 gift card to gorgeous children's apparel site, Fawn Shoppe

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Fawn Shoppe hand selects each piece of clothing and accessory from high end children's designers around the globe creating an online shop of truly special items for babies, boys and girls.

From Oeuf sweaters to Nununu hoodies to Rachel Riley patent leather shoes, you can be sure your baby won't just have looks that can kill, she'll also have a wardrobe to die for. 

GIVEAWAY RULES:

1) You must be both a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan and a Fawn Shoppe fan to enter. Then predict the FINAL FOUR evil babies in the comment section below. One winner will be chosen randomly from the people who guessed correctly.

2) This is not required BUT— please spread the word about the Evil Baby Glare-Off. Post a link on your facebook page, click "like" underneath the post, tweet about it, vlog about it, pin it, tell your dry cleaner, whatever. Just because that would be AWESOME, thank you.

All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday November 4th, along with the winner of the glare-off.

GOOD LUCK!