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05/22/11

Parental Tweet: On Mornings

Baby keeps waking up earlier and earlier. Which means I either need to give her stronger sedatives or take them myself.

— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) March 21, 2011

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2 responses to “Parental Tweet: On Mornings”

  1. Anna ~ Random Handprints says:
    05/24/11 at 12:36 pm

    i hear you. or rather, i hear my baby. and it’s way too early.

  2. Mommy Shorts says:
    05/24/11 at 8:32 pm

    We can share Ambien. But the chocolate cake in my fridge is all mine.

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