Up until now, I have largely escaped Justin Bieber. No, that's not true. There was that Justin Bieber episode of Glee a month ago. And the time when the Biebs ruined New Year's Rockin' Eve by singing a prepubescent love song to Selena Gomez that was decidely NOT ROCKIN'. There's also evidence that Mazzy looks like a lesbian who looks like Justin Bieber. And I think the Biebster may be responsible for diaper jeans, although I can't pin it on him 100%.
I'm sure that one day, my baby girl will worship the ground that some floppy haired Bieber-esque manboy walks on, but I'm also positive that by the year 2022, the actual Mr. Bieber will either be starring in "Dancing With The Stars", "Celebrity Apprentice: The Retirement Years" or a new show called "Fallen Popstar Fightclub".
Translation: Bieber Fever is not something I am afraid of catching.
But even as a non-Belieber, I can still appreciate the talented baby in the video below. It's a baby singing "Baby" if you must know. And although there are many impressive moments throughout, please make sure you stick around for the Ludacris part. Baby Bieber's got range.
Now I don't know if this kid (currently at 77,000 YouTube hits) has what it takes to compete with Paper Ripping Baby and Nose Blowing Baby (especially considering the crowded Baby Beiber landscape) but if being alive has taught me anything, it's— NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE BIEBSTER AND HIS PACK OF BELIEBSTERS.
In case anyone besides me is keeping score, Paper Ripping Baby is at 13,000,000 YouTube hits while Nose Blowing Baby is very quickly approaching him at 12,000,000. I predict Nose more than passes Paper by Friday. Any bookies out there who want to take that bet?
O.M.G. Did I just figure out my mommy invention??? OTB for Viral Video Babies! See you later, little people!!!
I like the idea of the “Fallen Popstar Fightclub” reality show. Perhaps you should get started on creating this series.
Haha! It’s a Bieber fever. Aw!
I had it as “Fallen Popstar Fitclub” at first but then changed it at the last moment. The “gh” makes the difference between one season and twenty I think.
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! I really needed that laugh! That was so, so awesome. I loved it, I loved it and I loved it again. That little dude and the fact that you said Mazzy looks like a lesbian that looks like Justin Bieber (or something like that) just made my day.
you just made my day. that was too much!
i like the idea of you being like Las Vegas setting the lines for baby video livelihoods. Maybe a baby HSX? “baby farting and vomiting at church” Under/Over 4.5 million hits by friday. Who knows? Ilana knows.
HA!
That kid has charisma.
Sadly none of my children are likely to be singers with my genes. Actors on the other hand.
Thanks for the laugh. The Ludicrous part was hysterical.
I knew you would appreciate my vision. Also please point me towards the church video. It might be in need of some Mommy Shorts commentary.
Did you check out the Mazzy looks like a lesbian who looks like Justin Beiber photo? It is NO JOKE.
Mazzy will be a singer if she’s got my genes. A singer who is deathly afraid of singing in front of people. It’s very sad.
it was unfortunately hypothetical. for god’s sakes, i hope it was hypothetical.
holy crap! that is amazing!! and like you i feel no imminent danger to coming down with a case of bieber fever. thank god.
If you’re getting into OTB, you’ll need, you know, enforcers. I’ll organize that for you. We can all wear heels, cracking laptops to a shreddy, made-in-China death with our Manolos. Hell, I’ll do it for free.
I had escaped this video until now. Too funny!
I’m visiting you after you visited me from the UBP. 🙂