01/16/12
Even Parenthood is a Competition
When Mazzy started talking, she said every word in the book before MAMA. Chapter Number One? DADA.
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Mother tapes video of her sons beating each other up in the driveway some time in the '80s.
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I'm not a dog person and even I can see that the yorkie beats the baby fair and square. Next up? Two chipmunks dress a bunny in a bonnet.
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12/05/11
Think Your Kid Is Cool? Think Again.
Kanye and Gaga better watch their backs because "cool" has a new face and it's the face of a one-year-old girl.
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11/13/11
Baby Needs His “Big Poppa”
I've seen many YouTube videos showing random things that make babies stop crying. Hair dryers, running faucets, vacuum cleaners, etc.
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11/04/11
How Jimmy Kimmel Stole Halloween
Earlier this week, Jimmy Kimmel asked parents to film their kids the day after Halloween telling them they ate all their candy.
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10/27/11
Don’t Crush The Dinosaurs
Think growing up in 2011 is hard? This little girl is here to tell us that growing up in the prehistoric age is much much worse.
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You know how you imagine the day you tell your kids you're taking them to Disney World? The weeping with excitement, the showering of kisses, the
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10/13/11
Sophia Grace Out Manajs Nicki Manaj
What with all the Evil Baby Glare-Off craziness (currently in THE FINAL FOUR— vote!), I thought I could let a little lady named Sophia Grace slide.
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10/06/11
Lock It Down, Angelina
If the Jolie-PItt "marriage" is still unofficial, it's time for Angelina to make that shit LEGAL.
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08/15/11
Interview with a One-Year-Old
You know that segment on Elmo's World when Elmo says, "Let's ask a baby!" And then he walks over to a baby in a high chair and asks
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08/02/11
The Alphabet On Steroids
Today I have a terrifying video of my 19 month-old singing the ABCs that I’d like you all to evaluate.
Let me give you some background. Mazzy has been acting increasingly— what’s the word? Like she’s on CRACK. I don’t know how most children act because I’ve only got the one, and prior to having her, I avoided all children like the plague. So it’s possible that everybody sees daily or hourly episodes like the one I am about to show you…
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Let me give you some background. Mazzy has been acting increasingly— what’s the word? Like she’s on CRACK. I don’t know how most children act because I’ve only got the one, and prior to having her, I avoided all children like the plague. So it’s possible that everybody sees daily or hourly episodes like the one I am about to show you…
07/20/11
Fox On The Beach
The other day we were at a restaurant and I was walking Mazzy around before we got seated to lessen the upcoming blow of being stuck in a highchair
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07/05/11
The Littlest Pantera Fan
If I thought I had destroyed Mazzy's eardrums with one night of fireworks, I can only imagine the internal damage done to a baby who rocks out to
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03/28/11
Baby’s a Belieber with Bieber Fever
Up until now, I have largely escaped Justin Bieber. No, that's not true. There was that Justin Bieber episode of Glee a month ago.
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