03/03/15
My Toddler-sized Meltdown
I lost my shit today. It’s nothing major. Just me realizing I’ve bitten off more than I can chew. You know when you try to do everything and end up feeling totally incompetent?
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Harlow has started telling her own abbreviated versions of her books. Her interpretation of “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” is way better than the original.
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Harlow is funniest kid I know. I say that with a pretty hilarious 5yo in my home, who will also say her baby sister is the funniest person she knows.
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Our ski vacation has come to an end, which means we survived the sub zero temps in Vermont and are now trying to survive the sub zero temps back in NY.
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While the rest of the family braved the cold, @Insta2yearold spent the majority of our ski trip indoors— pretending she was in Arendelle and waging war against her mittens.
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They said it was going to be below zero in Vermont this past weekend and INDEED, it was below zero. One day, the wind chill was -25. Are you shivering just by proxy?
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A breakdown of our six hour road trip to Vermont by the minute, including MINUTE TWO when Mazzy asked her first, “Are we there yet?”
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Mike and I are taking the kids for a ski trip this weekend, where the weather will be zero degrees, feels like negative eleven. Sounds a little like Arendelle. Brrrrrrrr.
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Mike was Perfect Attendance Kid. I had a major case of FOMO. It’s interesting to see how these things affect the decisions we make for our kids.
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Danielle Guenther recently went viral with her hilarious photos of chaotic real life parenting scenarios. And now she shot a photo with my family! And one very special guest…
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Mike and I packed up the kids for a staycation at the St. Regis New York, setting the bar EXTREMELY HIGH for future family travel. Mazzy felt like she was living in a palace.
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01/30/15
Mazzy and Gavin’s First Date
Mazzy and Gavin got all decked out in Gymboree’s Valentine’s Day collection and stepped out in NYC. Are you ready for the cutest date ever?
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What started as me taking photos of pink things to show my daughter, has turned into a game of “I Spy” between the two of us. We’ve really been playing all along.
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Harlow is miserable when she’s sick. She’s irritable, she’s sad, she doesn’t want to be touched— oh wait, she does want to be touched— oh no, she doesn’t— does she?— OH MY GOD SHE BIT MY HAND OFF.
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I poured out my purse to explain every ridiculous item in it. Plus, I’m giving away five myCharge Razors and five $100 Visa gift cards.
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