I have big news!!!!!! No, I’m not pregnant. Every time a “mom blogger” says she has big news, people think she’s pregnant. I’ve learned to caveat all “major announcements” with the #notpregnant hashtag. Otherwise, everyone is disappointed.
Well. Hopefully this isn’t disappointing, because it has been in the works for over a year (six years if you count all the time I’ve been blogging) and to be frank, that is way longer than the gestation period.
What’s bigger than my tummy on week 39?
MY BOOK!!!!
Yep, today I finally get to reveal the title and cover of my book, plus I’m announcing that it is available for pre-sales!
Oh my god, it feels so good to get that out there.
Remember when I said writing the book was hard? And then I said laying out the book and finding high res versions of my photos was even harder? Well, deciding on a cover is the absolute hardest. At one point, everyone wanted to go with a cover of Harlow on the iPad and I was like— I CAN’T JUST HAVE ONE OF MY KIDS ON THE COVER!!!
Call me crazy but I think Mazzy would hold that against me for the rest of my life.
Can you imagine Thanksgiving dinner in 2042? I’d serve Harlow turkey first and Mazzy would shout, “I knew it! You’ve always loved Harlow more! You put her on the cover of your book!!!!”
Finally, just a week ago, I thought of something that fits my experience as a mom perfectly— an image that says I’m far from perfect but I’m doing the best I can and I’m okay with that. I took the photo in my kitchen while Mazzy and Harlow, were like, “MOM! What are you doing???!!!! MAKE US LUNCH!” Which seemed to really bring the cover photo home.
Here is my book:
Just to be clear, this book is not me coming down on myself or hating on my kids. It reflects my personal philosophy which is that the average parents (not the ones striving for perfection, hovering in the playground or overdoing it on the Pinterest crafts) are the people having the best parenting experience of all.
It’s a celebration of parenthood in general, while still being honest about the many struggles of new moms and dads. It’s also a love letter to my two daughters, which is something a reader called my blog a few years ago and I never forgot it. That’s another reason why having “Love, Mom” right on the cover feels pretty perfect.
Hopefully, that will help Mazzy and Harlow forgive me for the potty training chapter.
I think I had the most fun writing the first few chapters because those were about a time before I started my blog (I started Mommy Shorts when Mazzy was about 9 months old) so you will find lots of fresh content inside along with a lot of your favorite stories, charts and photo series.
They say that raising a child takes a village and I’ll add that writing this book took a village too. Throughout, you will find pictures and quotes submitted by my readers (aka you guys) over the years, because Mommy Shorts has never been a one-sided venture. Your contributions, advice, support and witty comments have been the backbone of my blog for over six years.
As I say in the intro, “You will learn a lot in this book, but maybe not all of it from me.”
The book will be on shelves on September 27th but if you’d like to buy an advanced copy, or more than one copy (one to read, one to give as a gift, one to put out on your coffee table, one to give your baby to chew on, etc.)…
You can now purchase it online by clicking on any one of the retailers below:
Thank you all for bearing with me during the book writing process. It was no joke. I honestly never even considered that I would one day write a book so even if nobody buys it, it still feels like a great accomplishment of which I am pretty proud.
Just kidding. BUY MY BOOK!!!!
This is amazing! I love the cover 🙂 super average parent over here too.
Ps. Entering the swag bag giveaway.
Love the cover!
I am excited to read it!!!!!
How exciting! I can’t wait to get my copy 🙂
Congratulations! I can’t wait to read it!
I love the way the cover shows our imperfections as moms, while still showing the efforts of doing our best. I can’t wait for the book to arrive. Congrats!!!
Congrats on your book!! Can’t wait to read it!
I love the cover idea, but as a designer myself, I can’t help but feel that there’s something off with the title.. Maybe the leading should be smaller? (sorry can’t help myself). I also love the May Swag bag!! 🙂 🙂
As someone who frequently burns toast, I love this cover!
LOVE the cover. Coming from someone who can’t cook and burns stuff all the time. And messed up chicken noodle soup from a can. ? Very excited for the book, I love the honest moms out there when the internet is full of so many filtered, perfected mothers!
Congrats! So happy for you ! Can’t wait to get my copy.
the cover is great! love it! it was about time someone gave a voice to all mediocre not pinterest perfect moms. :)))
I love the title!!! Why be average, when we can be remarkably average? 🙂 🙂
I can’t wait to read this book. I’m sure it will be amazing. I also like the cover. I’m with you on not putting just one kid on the cover. That seems wrong!
Love the cover! I think i will make toast today for my kiddos.
Congratulations!!! The cover is genius!
Woo hoo! Seriously can not wait!! …I can’t tell you how many times I’ve burnt toast (Insert monkey covering eyes emoji).. Some call that a #momfail but I just call it a Tuesday. Congratulations & I can’t wait for a new read!
I am so excited about this! Can’t wait to read your book!!
Love the cover and cannot wait to read!
The cover is perfect! I pre ordered my copy and can’t wait to get it in September!
I cant wait to read this. I stumbled upon you on Instagram recently and feel like you are my Spirit Momma 🙂
The book cover is very legit. I’m curious if you did it by accident one day and thought it would be perfect for your book, or if it was suggested for the cover? Either way, it’s good! Next time I burn toast I might just have to scratch that out. Hahaha. As for Mazzy and Harlow, I bet your book doesn’t affect them negatively in the least. How could it? Your humor is perfection, it’s not like you are “the embarrassing mom” they want to avoid eye contact with. Can’t wait to read it!
Love the book cover! Bold colors, clean & modern look, juxtaposed with the reality of burnt mom toast 😉
Congrats!
Congratulations again!
I love the book cover and the story behind it – it’s so apt and I think epitomizes parenting everywhere.
I’m very excited to read your book!! I hope it does have some new content and some of the old faves!! Congrats by the way!!
Congrats, can’t wait to read it!
Yay! So excited for your book and rooting for all of us average parents 😉
congratulations on the book, wishing you much success. i dont have kids, just 4 legged kids, but reading about books like this helps me understand how my parents raised us and what went wrong.
Congratulations! I know how you feel! I just announced to family that I’m getting my masters degree and they were all, “Oh, you’re not pregnant?” “Isn’t graduate school expensive?” “How will you make the time?” None of those questions would have come up if I had said I was having a baby!
So happy for you and super excited for the book! I watch your life unfold daily on Snapchat, love it!
I’m so excited for the book!!! I love the cover… it’s something I’m pretty sure we’ve all done before… I couldn’t wait to order it, so now I have something to look forward to during my busiest time of the year!
I love the cover. I totally appreciate your parenting style and can relate to so many of the things you post!
DCant wait to read it !!!!
I love the cover!! Pre-ordered already!
Love the cover! Definitely smart to not choose between children haha!
And I love your philosophy, it rings true for me. Excited to read your book!
Such an adorable cover! Mazel tov and we can’t wait to see the book!
Love the cover!
Can’t wait to read it – I’ve enjoyed your blog tremendously since I discovered it a year ago.
Love the cover! I think it’s going to be a great book and a wonderful bank of memories for your kids.
I’m so excited for your book to come out this fall. Congratulations!
I love the cover! Definitely a good idea to have not had a cover with just one of your daughters! I can’t wait to read it — I preordered it as soon as I saw your announcement!
Congrats! So exciting!
Love the book cover! Congratulations!!!
Love the book cover! Congrats!
Love the cover and can’t wait for the book! I love reading your blog so having the opportunity to read more in this book is so exciting!
I think the cover is great and I can’t wait for a copy!!
The cover is interesting – I’m sure it works with the content. Good luck with pre-sales!
I love it! Congratulations, I’m sure it’s amazing to have all your hard work pay off! I can’t wait to read it 🙂
Love the cover! Congrats from an “average parent”!
Congratulations, Illana!! Can’t wait to read it.
Very exciting news! I hope the book is full of hilarious pictures!
So excited for you! I love the cover and the meaning behind it. Cant wait to read it!
Congratulations on the book! I just pre-ordered it, and can’t wait for it to arrive. I have kids just about the same age as yours, so I’m sure I’ll relate to all of it!
Love the cover, cute and funny! Really interested in hearing more.
Love the cover!! (& smart move not putting just one girl on it!) If they’re bound for therapy or not, at least their therapists will have plenty of material to work with!!
So, I commented before it became the place to comment for the swag bag. and I want the swag bag. so I’m commenting again for actual entry. that first comment was pure encouragement!
Yay, congratulations!! I can’t wait to read it!
Love this cover. I love your honest take on parenting.
Great book cover! I think the girls will be just fine. They will love looking back at their life through the eyes of their mother.
I love the book cover. Do you how hard it is to have perfect toast consistency for kids. That’s too light! That’s too dark! That’s too hard or soft. Butter is on it…butter not on it. Only wanted jelly. No crust with crust….uggh. can’t wait to read it.
Book cover is on point. Can’t wait to read it!
I love the cover, and since I love your writing style, I’m sure I’ll love the book too. Congratulations!
I LOVE the title. And the added burnt toast…although, a waffle might have been pretty fitting too. We go through the same morning routine as you; waffle…ipad….coffee (for me not the littles). I really enjoy a peek in your life through snapchat. =)
Congrats on the book! I love the cover and am very excited to read it!
Congrats! Can’t wait to read it.
I love the cover. The burnt toast was a stroke of genius!
So excited for the book, have been reading your blog for a long time now and always enjoy your new posts and content! Also think the cover is awesome ?
I can’t wait!! Eeekkkk I just love your you and your family! I’m going to pre-order ASAP!!
I love the cover (but I actually like my toast kinda burnt! LOL). Congrats!
Looks beautiful!!
congrats and luv the cover!
I’m really bummed that the Mayo Clinic book is #1 and you’re not! lol snapchat subscriber here who loves watching all your family’s antics!
The cover looks great! Congrats on the book!
I ordered as soon as I saw it! I love the cover and title. It made me laugh. I’ve been following you since baby mugging. I have a 5 year old and 3 year old and everything you write is so relatable. I can’t wait to read your book. Congrats! All the success is well deserved!
Congrats!!
I can’t wait to read it! congrats!
Great cover, look forward to reading!
Love the cover, so unique and funny! Love that you are so honest and encouraging other moms to not always feel so ashamed and down when we are not the perfect moms!!!
Can’t wait to read it!
So excited for you! Can’t wait to read and laugh! 🙂
I think the cover is perfect. What represents parenting fails better than imperfectly cooked toast? I never get it right!?
The cover looks great, can’t wait to read the book!
So excited to read this one–and it comes out on my husband’s birthday!
The book looks great. And for the record, you are a MUCH better than average parent (at least from what I can tell on your blog and social media)! Love watching your book “climb the charts”.
SO EXCITED!!!! Sept 27th can’t come fast enough. Congrats!!
I love the book cover! And I love how you are so candid about all the imperfections of being a parent. Can’t wait to read the book!
I think your girls won’t need therapy but will get bored of the attention at some point and brush it off as common lol
Don’t stress
Swag looks awesome
Congrats on the book! Love the cover. I feel like it perfectly captures the average parenting I do on a regular basis.
I am so excited for your book to come out! I told my husband he had to pre order it for me as a gift. And the cover is perfect, it describes my life to a t, lol.
So looking forward to reading this!! Great cover, all of us average parents are going to love the book I’m sure. (Fingers crossed for May’s swag bag!)
Yay! Congrats! Cannot wait to read it! You & your girls light up my day!
I was so excited for you, I forgot the last 2 letters of my last name!
it’s awesome!! I excited to
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well, like I say…. I excited for have your book, but we need to wait 🙁 … all your post are awesome and funny… all the post in instagram and snapchat, I can’t wait for see what’s came in your book!!
Congrats on your book! Can’t wait to read it! Your daughters will appreciate the humor and your parenting skills when it comes time for them to read it 😉
hilarious cover, no burnt waffle? 😉
can’t wait to read it!
Congratulations on your book! I remember when I first found your blog through insta2yearold on IG and how I enjoyed and laughed (and still do) at your posts. My 3 year old and I still watch your snaps together. The cover truly is perfect. Many of us moms can relate. I’m looking forward to reading your book. Pre-Ordering my copy today!
Congrats! September can’t come soon enough! Is there anything you can’t do?! Seriously, you’re super mama!
Agree you can’t go with a cover with just Harlow and I think the cover you chose works great!
Love the cover! I’m sure it will be hilarious!
SO AMAZING!! I CANNOT wait to read your book! I’ve always loved your style of parenting and feel it actually matches mine quite closely so I’m very excited for this book. Also, LOVE your snapchat stories 😉
I loved the cover so much more after reading your story about it. Congrats!