There’s so much pressure to parent The Right Way. Otherwise, you can totally screw up your kids for good. Luckily, there are so many helpful articles from all sorts of experts at our disposal to educate us on best parenting practices!
And by that I mean— leave us totally doubting our ability to parent altogether.
They tell us not to say “hurry up,” “good job,” or “you’re talented.” Oops. Have you said one of those? Well, you’ve probably ruined your kid forever!
The video below, from the funny ladies of The BreakWomb, perfectly illustrates the absurdity of it all and at one point questions if “we should stop reading these articles and trust our instincts.”
No. Definitely don’t do that.
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OMG. Guys, I think I’m going to do it… GASP… think I’m just going to trust my instincts. I came out alright, sorta, not really. Crap. Back to the articles…
Ha! This is amazing. And so true!
I actually just wrote a blog post about this same thing…
http://www.thatsmeinthemiddle.com/how-to-train-your-dragon-i-mean-your-toddler/
This is awesome. All of the “experts” just contradict each other to the point that nobody can’t do anything right.
momfarts.gov is the new clownpenis.fart
The National Institutes of Health or Health and Human Services really needs to get on registering MomFarts.gov.
Aw crap! I just told Warren he did good this morning. Damnit.