Best Fake Stitches:

Most Likely to have Washboard Abs:

Happiest the War is Over:

Biggest fans of the all-girl ghostbusters reboot:

Most likely to turn a pumpkin into a carriage:

least likely to go hungry:

Best use of a dad:

Most likely to be adopted by tim burton:

best chance of getting lost inside a little kid’s head:

Most likely to ask for parmesan:

most likely to say “excellent” when handed candy:

Most likely to sit out trick or treating to play minecraft in the basement:

Best use of a stuffed animal:

biggest team players:

Most likley to trick ot treat on the yellow brick road:

best use of a backpack:

most likely to ruin christmas:

Most likely to start the zombie apocalypse:

most likley to tell me more about those summer nights:

Most likley to take a bite out of his big sister’s costume:

Most likely to vacation in jurassic park:

Most likely to keep trick or treating hours and hours after everyone else has already gone to bed:

best calvin and hobbes impression:

Most likely to remind me of college:

Most likely to be stolen…

By these people:

Best use of a baby brother:

Best wig:

Best use of real hair:

Most likely to say beetlejuice three times to put the kids to bed:

Most likely to be adopted:

Saddest unicorn:

Most likely to get attacked by harlow because she wants an autograph:

Best use of a bicycle:

Most likely to give out home insurance instead of candy:

Most in need of reflective gear to go trick or treating:

Most likely to be found in the wild:

Most in need of an alice:

Biggest rockstar:

Cutest duck:

best minion rivalry:

Most likely to open a delivery service:

Most likely to get lost in a labyrinth:

Most likely to befriend spongebob:

Most obscure Wizard of oz costumes:

Most ready for christmas:

The brand new big sister award: