We are down to eight evil babies in the Glare-off. There is so much evil that yesterday, both Charlottes were voted out of the competition. Yes, even the Charlotte who looked like she might eat her Gramps and Grammy alive.

Apparently, Justin’s menacing glare sent Charlotte back to her crib, where she is currently cowering in the corner, sucking on a pacifier, waiting for this whole contest nightmare to end.

There, there Charlotte— it will all be over soon.

Here’s where the tournament currently stands:

Tourament Poster 2014- round three

Today’s giveaway is from Freshly Picked, because your baby’s feet should look cute when their face is busy terrifying the neighborhood kids. See details at the end of the post.

Thank you to everyone who contributed “evil baby questions” yesterday! You guys are twisted and sick. I’ll be using some of my favorites today.

Ready to get started? It’s getting tougher…




Polls close at 9pm EST tonight.

May the evilest baby win!


Today’s giveaway is one pair of Freshly Picked Baby Moccasins in the color of your choice (if available).


Freshly Picked was started by Susan Petersen in 2009 after she became frustrated with the lack of well-designed baby shoes that would actually stay on her baby’s feet. She made her first pair from scrap leather on her kitchen table and now you can find her baby moccs hanging out on North and Penelope’s feet.


You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan to enter. Then, answer this question in the comment section below: Who is your pick to win the glare-off? Winners chosen at random from the entries that guessed correctly.

All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 27th, along with the winner of the glare-off.