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05/27/14

Parental Tweet: On Babysitters

I never realized so much of adulthood would be pretending not to be drunk in front of babysitters.

— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 2, 2014

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One response to “Parental Tweet: On Babysitters”

  1. ME says:
    06/23/14 at 8:52 am

    So true! I used to babysit for some big partiers and I always want to spend the night to keep watching the baby when they stumbled home…

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