At the beginning of the Evil Baby Glare-Off, I posted a picture of the angry newborn above and asked for captions. The winner is supposed to get the very valuable prize of a Mommy Shorts Mug. There were over 300 captions entered on both the post and on facebook, making it impossible for me to choose just one.
Here are the top ten including the entry from Sam C up top. Please tell me your favorite in the comment section below. The one with the most support will be the winner.
From Sammie:
(Full disclosure: I switched out coffee for scotch myself.)
From Christena:
(If you don't know what a placenta bear is, google it. On second thought, DON'T GOOGLE IT.)
From Julie:
UPDATE: Congratulations to Sam C and "No one puts baby in a swaddle"! You are the favorite and the future owner of a Mommy Shorts Mug! FYI- if anyone is super jealous, you are always free to purchase on your own…
I love Sam C’s- no one puts baby in a swaddle! Cracked me up.
Gotta agree and say my vote goes to Sam C’s, though Hillary’s and Julie’s were pretty fine themselves. 🙂
GAYLA’S!! i actually giggled out loud at work.
Lindy & mom sounding prettier in the womb. HAHAHA
Gayla!
Sammie for the win.
Connie: Who the hell drained my swimming pool?
connie
Sarah for the win! (oh wait, that’s me). 🙂
No one puts baby in a swaddle!
Sam C!
I gotta go with jagged exit ramp, although placenta bear is a close second
Placenta bear! Placenta bear!
Sam C (no one puts baby in a swaddle)
Sarah!!! Bahahaha
I vote for Gayla!
Connie: who drained my swimming pool?@
Looove sarahs
Jagged exit ramp!
These are hilarious. Tough call, but Sammie.
Sarah – Placenta bear…Had me cracking up! Especially with the use of the punctuation 🙂
Sam C for sure!
Gayla! I love the jagged exit ramp.
Julie!
I think the swaddle one is the best! My baby has always hated his swaddle. So relatable
I vote for the swaddled one 😉
“9 on the inside” made me lol.
Sammie
“Who drained my swimming pool?” made me literally laugh out loud
My vote has to go to gayla, laughed so hard i almost peed lol
happy to see these !
my official vote is for sam-c
🙂
who drained the swimming pool is pretty hilarious.
(can you vote for yourself?)
SARAH BEARA!!!!
Sam C 🙂
Gayla!
Tough choice! I really like “no one puts baby in a swaddle” with “I just did 9 on the inside…” coming in a close second!
Gayla and jagged exit ramp. Is my vote! Also liked no time for a wax? They are all good.
Sammie for sure! I just did nine months on the inside…lmao!
Sam C. But they were all good!
No one puts baby in a swaddle!
they are all fabulous. I don’t know if is the order I read them in, but that first one, No one puts baby in a swaddle is my favorite.
No one puts baby in a swaddle! And if I get a second vote, the swimming pool one made me laugh out loud.
Pool
Swaddle!!
Sam C. 🙂
Sarah’s was great too!
Sarah’s Placenta Bear
sam c’s for sure!!
Swimming pool!
Connie
Sammie
I want to add my own with “OK WHO THE HELL KEPT POKING ME IN THE HEAD AND THEN SPITTING ON ME?!?” LOL
Sam’s is the best. but Julie’s is really good too.
Sammie.
I literally just scared one of my coworkers with my laugh…”No time for a wax, huh?”
Swaddle baby! My 10 min old son kicked it off his feet and stuck his hands out before he settled.
Jagged exit ramp…lol
My vote is for Gayla.
Sammie gets my vote!
Gayla! That made me actually laugh out loud!
Gayla… Sam C is funny but it’s overdone. Gayla’s is very creative and made me literally LOL.
LOL!!!! THIS IS THE WINNER!!!!
I vote for Christena’s entry.
Placenta bear!!
No time for a wax, huh?
Who the hell drained my swimming pool gets my vote. That was way too cute!
All great! But Sam C is my favorite!
Gayla!
I vote for Connie & Sarah because they both made me laugh out loud.
Sam C
julie! no time for a wax!
Sam C!
Sarah all the way! LOL
Sam C.
Who the hell drained my swimming pool!
Sam C “No one puts baby in a swaddle” cracked me up!
Connie
I vote for “Where is my placenta bear?”
Nobody puts baby in a swaddle!
I was torn between “No one puts Baby in a swaddle” and “I just did nine on the inside. Don’t make me shank you” But in the end, I gotta go with Sam C. and “No one puts Baby in a swaddle”!
Julie!! Although Placenta Bear is a very close second!
Gayla. That one actually had me laugh out loud.
Hillary!
No Time For a Wax!
LMAO… I can hardly choose.. I will go with my original fav “No one puts baby in a swaddle”
Torn between Sam C. and Connie! 🙂
Gayla… omg, “jagged exit ramp.” Bahahah!
Lindy with “Mama I presume? You sounded a lot prettier in the womb.”
Sarah’s all the way!!
ooh, can’t decide. Pool or Wax. If i absolutely have to pick, Wax made me laugh out loud!
Sarah and the placenta bear!
Sarah :0)
Julie!
Julie’s “No time for a wax, huh?” !!
definitely Gayla! I LOL’d at that one!