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10/01/13

Parental Tweet: On Pets

Me, over the phone to a crying 8yo at home, about the goldfish that just died: "He's in a better place, honey." Her: "IN THE TOILET?!?"

— Nathan Hubbard (@NathanCHubbard) August 22, 2012

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