Then I asked everyone to add tweets from their kids about their favorite shows.
Your responses were so great, I had to share them here. You know, just to show the non-facebook-fans what they are missing. Plus, I couldn’t resist adding a few of my own.
MORE TWEETS FROM KIDS, IF THEY TWEETED ABOUT TV LIKE ADULTS:
Today I learned from @Caillou that if I whine enough, mom will give me anything I want. #tryingitnow
Why is everything a SUPER BIG PROBLEM, Wyatt? #superreaders #whatrescue?
Wish my parents were as absent as #maxandruby, then maybe I could get some shit done. #someonecallchildservices
I don’t know what’s less realistic: the train, the time travel, or the fact that Buddy never ate his Pterandadon family. #DinosaurTrain
Look behind you @Dora! TURN AROUND!!! If your head wasn’t so big, it wouldn’t be blocking the whole lost toy city!!! #moron
Pretty sure my mom is not cool with that! @catinthehat #yourmesongsucks
How are @BubbleGuppies riding hair dryers? They live under the sea! #underwater #fail #electrocution
I think he’s pretty funny, but mom says @MrNoodle has a drinking problem. #toomuchapplejuiceiguess
Brobee, you’re the worst. Nobody likes you. #YoGabbaGabbaforLife
@Elmo stop asking Mr. Noodle!!! He doesn’t know!!!
Goddamn it @MrNoodle! get it together man! You wash your hands, not your elbows! You sit on the swing with your butt, not your knees! #sheesh
WTF, where’s the real Marina at? You aint fooling me #freshbeatband
What the hell? The show’s name is Go DIEGO Go, but Alecia is horning in AGAIN. #bigsisterssuck
It’s right there, Steve. Right.F**KING.THERE. #BluesClues
Really? He got rewarded for bad behavior AGAIN?! #WTFmonkey #CuriousGeorge #SpoilerAlert
If Amber were my sister I’d smack that bitch. #sophiathefirst
TIME TO CHANGE YOUR SHIRT, STEVE! #BluesClues #disgusting
@Dora You been to Abuela’s house hundreds of times already, you should know your way by now. #getittogether
OMG, Candice. Just chill! Your mom is NEVER going to catch Phineas and Ferb. #whythehellisyournecksolong
You’re the map. I get it. YOU ARE THE MAP!!! No need to repeat…..52,000 times!!! #Dora
@ThomasTheTrain Maybe if you just did what Topham Hat asked you to do, you wouldn’t feel terrible every episode!
Why the fuck doesn’t Joe have an email account? #BlueClues #mailtime
Enough with the dancing! You’re embarrassing yourselves! #SidtheScienceKid
The adults who write this shit are totally tripping. #YoGabbaGabba
If you like this post, check out “Which Kid’s TV Shows are You Destined to Watch”, which bases your preference on children’s television on your illegal drug use. Probably my favorite chart I’ve made.