Although, Mazzy decided she didn't like the ocean this summer, she couldn't have been happier in the pool. She would stay in for as long as we let her, rubbing her toes red on the bottom, trying not to swallow water and shivering her ass off. None of it mattered— the girl was in her element.
Sadly, Mazzy's pool days are numbered as September fast approaches, so today I'm bidding farewell to summer the only way I know how— with a "Fan Photo Album".
All photos were submitted via the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage. I tried to include as many kids as I could, but I couldn't use them all. If you submitted a picture and it's not here, it's probably because I couldn't think of a caption. I hope we can still be friends.
Without further ado, I present "BABES OF SUMMER 2012"…
Ella:
Parker:
Luke:
Travis:
Emily and Michael:
Gavin:
Ella:
Lilly:
We've also got (clockwise from right) Hannah in "The Water is Calling", Aubrey in "My Pool Matches My Bathing Suit", James in "Extra Forehead Protection" and Rebecca in "Too Cute to Caption".
Then there's Anna in "My Legs are Longer Than Your Legs", Nora in "Too Cool for the Pool", Charlotte in "Don't Grow Up Thinking All Beaches are that White or You Will Be Continually Disappointed", Mackenzie in "Massive Underwater Fart" and Evan in "Salt Water Burns My Eyes!!!"
And last but not least, here's Zion in "Superfluous Watering Can":
Phew! That was WORK. If you'd like to know about the next fan photo album, please join the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage. I promise, it's fun there.
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Have a great weekend!
—Mommy Shorts
Brilliant. And it did seem like a lot of work…but worth it for your readers. I gotta say, I like Ella best. Had me peeing in my pants.
Thanks for including Rebecca, Sorry I didn’t have time to dig out a funnier one, but I just LOVE that pic! 😀
The little blonde girl near the top, Avery..I LOVE her bathing suit. It’s so classy!! And oh, so rare that you see a little girls swim suit that doesn’t look like it could double for hooker wear. If her mom reads this..where did you get it??
Awesome job! Thanks for using my boys (James and William). The captions on all of these are great.
All are great but I really cracked up at “Superfluous watering can!” Too funny, I love your caption posts!
I think my favorite captions are:
the little mermaid girls
wilson
and dad’s under that bucket.
Well done. And seriously, her legs. Is it weird that my kid’s body is already giving me agita?
These are hilarious! What a wonderful way to ring in the weekend…thank you for all your hard work. I am still chuckling about my kid’s extra forehead protection – brilliant! 🙂
Thanks for including Avery! I bought her bathing suit at Old Navy. I bought it because a. It is modest. And b. One piece bathing suits are a pain with a newly potty trained preschooler!
Love the Dirty Dancing reference!
Love, love, love! (And not just because my kids msde the cut :P)
yes very sweet very very sweet baby
Seriously.
You referenced George Costanza having sex in conjunction with a picture of a toddler.
That’s why you’re my favorite.
Too clever, too cute
Wilson!!!! I just spit my coffee out laughing!
Hannah and Olivia is my FAVORITE!
Great captions as always! Love the one with the 2 boys who buried their dad. haha
Very nice! So funny.