Michael Phelps’ angry face has been making the rounds over the past week with people assigning ridiculous reasons for his contempt. I happened to come across a parenting related Phelps face in the @averageparentproblems hashtag and thought this would be the perfect opportunity to expand on it.
What if Phelps’ angry face was directed towards the kind of parenting problems us non-Olympic normals experience on the regular?
I think it would look something like this…
Anybody have any additions? Please post your captions in the comments below!
When your kid pees their pants… after getting off the potty.
When your kid comes home with “toys” after visiting Grammy
When your husband gives in to your kids request after you say no
When your daughter eats macaroni and cheese one night but suddenly doesn’t like cheese the next night.
Well, Michael is a new dad, so he sure is practicing his “I mean business” look for his son. Lol ???
– When someone asks when you’re due…and your baby is almost 4 months old….
– When someone asks how the big 40 feels, but you’ve just turned 35…
– When your in-laws mention “the ex”…
No doubt! The first one I thought of was when someone asks if your expecting and you’re not.
oh i had some one ask me last week, when I was buying a friend a package of size 1 diapers for her newborn……. i had my three year old with me.
guy: so when are you due?
me: 3 years ago.
guy: mumbles apology and slinks away.
When your toddler wakes up 2 hours early for no good reason.
-When the mailman rings the doorbell during naptime.
-When your child has to use the potty the instant they get in the pool, despite insisting they didn’t have to go before.
-When you’ve cooked the mac and cheese, but realize you’re out of milk.
Just add more butter to the mac and cheese. It is actually really good that way.
When you ask your kid if she has to use the potty and she says no and two seconds later pees in her pants on your new couch.
When your kids “tidy” their room but all the clean clothes just got thrown back into the dirty washing.
When you were born in 1966 and are now old enough to be inteviewed for your kids high school history assignment
When your mother in law smirks and walks your child right back over to the thing you told him to leave alone.
When a stranger asks when you’re due, but you had the baby six months ago.