Following on the heels of Halloween, when everyone on Pinterest collectively lost their minds making witches hats and jack-o-lanterns from every possible household item, I thought we’d see what Pinterest is up to for Christmas this year.

Spoiler alert: A LOT.

On Pinterest, there shall be no area of the house, fridge or yard that goes un-christmastified. Yes, I just made up that word. It was necessary.

You have three eggs? That can be snowman. You have a mason jar? That can wear a belt just like Santa. You have a pretzel? That can be a reindeer antler. You get the idea.

SO… if you want to keep up with the Jones, and by the Jones, I mean your cracked out DIY friend who hasn’t actually ever done any DIY but keeps on pinning DIY items on her Christmas board like she has every intention of making her home actually look like the North Pole, you’ll probably want to read this list.

If you celebrated Christmas on Pinterest, what would your holidays look like?

your light bulbs would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Home Bunch

your pinecones would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: The DIY Dreamer

Your cupcakes would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Your cup of cake

Your toys would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Etsy

Your fruit platter would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Feathers in Our Nest

your pasta would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: DIY Enthusiasts

your napkins would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Handi Mania

Your Yard would like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo Source: Jane Sanders on Flickr

Your Socks Would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Darkroom & Dearly

your popsicle sticks would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: The Frugal Navy Wife

your tic tacs would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Big DIY Ideas

Your rice krispie treats would like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Raining Hot Coupons

Your books would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo Source: Etsy

Your paper clips would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Decor4All

Your strawberries would like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Top Inspired

Your sticks would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Decor4All

Your toilet paper rolls would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Romanian Mum

your lasso would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Etsy

Your gum would look like:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo Source: Love is

your sandwich baggies would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Savvy Saving Couple

your toilet paper caddy would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Funky Junk Interiors

your wine corks would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Live Laugh Rowe

your money would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Wiki How

your table settings would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Rostin Hos Bonitos

your banister would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: My Life and Kids

your seating cards would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Fun Holiday Crafts

Your eggs would look like:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Roxy’s kitchen

your acorns would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Handmade Charlotte

your fridge would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Hands On As We Go

Your chex mix would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo Source: Little Miss Party

your mason jars would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Polka Dot Chair

your candy BARS would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Disfunctional Designs

your spice cabinet would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: DodoBurd

Your table legs would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Homesthetics

your beer Bottles would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Deep Fried Recipes TV

Your Beer cans would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Under the Sun craft

your breakfast would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source:

your foyer would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Bright, Bold, Beautiful. 

Your graham Crackers would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Artsy Momma.

your cork board would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: How to Decorate.

your wine bottles would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Pioneer Settler.

your broccoli would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Feathers in Our Nest.

your tree would look like this:

43 Clever, Over-the-top, Ridiculous Christmas Ideas and Christmas Decorations!

Photo source: Inspired By Charm

I hope your holidays aren’t nearly as inspired. Follow Mommy Shorts on Pinterest to see even more things I would never actually do in real life.