If it's your first time here, I would start with Monday's opening video. Trust me, you don't want to miss it. Next, I would do yourself a favor and check out ROUND 1 and ROUND 2. You really should see each one of the Evil Baby contestants.
This way you'll have a better chance of identifying them if one attacks while you sleep.
Now. Before I get to yesterdays's results, it has come to my attention that people want Evil Baby Glare-Off Memorabilia. And who am I to deny the people (my mother and some lady in California) what they want?
Below are a few commemorative items now available for sale.
Top left t-shirt comes courtesy of kevinblah and it says "There are no winners in Evil Baby Glare-off. Only survivors." The onesie comes courtesy of mamawantsthis and it says "If you think I look evil, you should meet my mother." You can find all items plus additional Mommy Shorts merchandise by clicking here.
Yesterday I got more traffic than any other day in the history of Mommy Shorts. The match-ups were ridiculously close and there were TWO HUGE UPSETS. One upset happened in the very last hour of voting causing me to alter graphics after they were already set in place. So Election 2000!!!
LESSON: EVIL BABY GLARE-OFF ISN'T OVER TILL THE POLLS CLOSE.
Say hello to the updated tournament bracket (click to enlarge).
I know. There are a few surprises.
Thank you to Jessica, Kevin, Pam and Stefanie for their awesome "evil baby questions". If you think you can do better, leave a comment under yesterday's post. Best comment wins yesterday's giveaway and I'll be using more of them tomorrow.
MAY THE EVILEST BABY WIN!
Today there will be THREE WINNERS of any plush toy ($30 or under) from North American Bear Co. North American Bear has been a big fan of Mommy Shorts for quite some time and were the first to spring to action when I asked for glare-off prizes and sponsors. (THANK YOU!)
They also sell an adorable line called MY OWN BEARS which are designed by kids and come with special hangtags showing the child's original artwork used to create the bear. Even better, a portion of the sales goes towards HUGS ACROSS AMERICA which provides teddy bears to kids in need.
BUT. If your kid is one of the eight evil babies above and would rather eat the contents of their own diaper than give to charity, might I recommend this Monster named YUCKY.
2) Answer this question in the comment section below: What song should I use in the EVIL BABY GLARE-OFF closing video? I'm not promising there will be a video. But just in case I get inspired. Best suggestion wins whether I use it or not. Plus two other winners chosen at random.
3) This is not required BUT— please spread the word of the Evil Baby Glare-Off. Post a link on your facebook page, click "like" underneath the post, tweet about it, tell your dentist, whatever. Just because that would be VERY NICE OF YOU.
All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 17th, along with the winner of the glare-off.