Father’s Day is this weekend and if you haven’t gotten a gift yet then you are in Desperate Mode. In other words, you are seriously debating making one of those sex voucher coupon books.
Well, I have saved you the trouble. Because those things just end up in a drawer and then two years later, your husband whips out a ripped piece of paper and says— “Hey! You never gave me that blow job while dressed like my fifth grade math teacher!” And then you laugh and laugh and go back to playing scrabble on your computer.
Instead, I have created “The Scandalous Father’s Day Coupon Book” inspired by the growing number of famous fathers who just can’t seem to keep it in their pants. And the “Good Wives” who often stick by them.
Print it out and give your husband the gift of permissible scandal. He’ll love it!
OK. Now who did I miss? Fathers or fathers-to-be only. Otherwise, we will be here ALL DAY.