Snakes on a Children's Book

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06/15/2011

Snakes on a Children's Book

Sometimes two things get together that are just too good to be true. In Mazzy terms, this would be if Justin Beiber did a duet with Elmo. In Mike terms, this would be if Alyssa Milano wrapped herself in prosciutto. In Mommy Shorts terms, this would be if Samuel L. Jackson did a dramatic reading of "Go the F*ck to Sleep".

What's that you say? He DID??? Holy FUCK!

Below is the audio version of "Go the F*ck to Sleep" by Adam Mansbach, read by Mr. Samuel L. Jackson. In it's entirety.