1. Enough with the peas and carrots bullshit, give me some bacon and ice cream!
2. Why would I go down for a nap when I could do something fun like throw myself headfirst into the bathtub?
3. It's so cute how you try to put socks on me.
4. I'm gonna use your shirt as a snot rag, cool? Cool.
5. OMG— that piece of tupperware is FANTASTIC.
6. Didn't you wear that outfit yesterday, Mom?
7. When I grow up, I'm gonna eat all the magazines I want.
8. I'm not really feeling this sweater. CAN YOU GET IT THE FUCK OFF ME AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE??!
9. Have a told you how awesome you are yet today?
10. Yes, yes awesome. Wonderful, amazing, whatever. Now give me the remote control so I can shove it my mouth, please.
How on EARTH had I not seen your blog before??
Added added ADDED to my RSS feed.
Your Mazzy looks about as old as my C… and judging by her words, they could be best mates!
Awww…Thanks! My blog is only 5 weeks old so pretty much the only people who have heard of it are my parents. I’m not even sure my husband is reading it. But so glad to have a new fan!
ni shi shui, wo bu xiaode, ni shi shui, guan wo pishi,wo zhidao wo shi shui jiu hao le,haha.