Wisdom Archives - Page 22 of 70

05/13/16

Relationship Therapy: Hypocrites, Mother-In-Laws and Masturbation (No, Not Together)

Andrea Syrtash, our relationship expert, is back and fielding reader questions today!

05/12/16

Harlow and her Growing List of Super Powers

ME: If you were a superhero, what kind of power would you want? HARLOW: Girl power. It’s when you’re a girl who saves your friends who are also girls.

05/11/16

15 Ways Playing Sorry! Is Just Like Motherhood

Game night usually starts off with someone saying, “You know what would be fun?” and ends with people crying for reasons that no one understands.

05/10/16

12 Problems Dining Out with Kids

My kids are not acting in this video. This is what they do EVERY TIME WE GO OUT TO EAT.

05/09/16

19 Hilariously Honest Portraits of Mom Drawn by their Kids

There’s nothing more heartwarming than your kid drawing a portrait of you that makes you realize it’s time to pluck your eyebrows.

05/03/16

All the Hilarious Things Nobody Tells You About Giving Birth

What is with soon-to-be dads and their incessant need for sandwiches???? Even his wife in labor can’t distract a man from his stomach.

04/28/16

At Our House, Captain America is a Girl

Mazzy saved our yard from unknown forces of evil the other day. In a dress, no less.

04/27/16

20 Things that Will Totally Happen if You Bring Your Kid to Work

Unless your job is “zookeeper” or “running back,” taking your kid to work involves sticking them in front of an iPad while you attempt to get 1/8 of the work done you would on a normal day.

04/26/16

Yelp Reviews of Meals Made in My Toddler’s “Restaurant”

No matter how much hype you’ve heaped on the pretend food coming out of your little chef’s play kitchen, I’m guessing you would never recommend your toddler’s “restaurant” to others.

04/26/16

Relationship Therapy: What Attracted You Initially, Probably Annoys the Crap Out of You Now

Andrea Syrtash, a relationship expert, talked to Mike and me for all of five seconds before she nailed our #1 problem.

04/25/16

And This is How the Seder went Down

Harlow drank her first cup of grape juice so fast that when she opened her mouth to sing the four questions, a huge belch came out. And that was how our Seder began.

04/21/16

My 3yo Explains Passover in 2 Minutes

If anyone was wondering if Harlow memorized the four questions, the answer is: she has memorized WAY MORE than that.

04/19/16

Frozen is Far from Over

On Sunday, I took Mazzy and Harlow to a Frozen singalong led by Elsa herself, aka Idina Menzel. Of course, this makes sense to 6yo Mazzy but I bet 3yo Harlow was expecting something closer to a hologram of the cartoon.

04/15/16

Mazzy Loses Her First Tooth!

After weeks and weeks of wiggling, Mazzy’s tooth finally fell out. Then she wrote a note, put her tooth under the pillow and waited for the tooth fairy to arrive.

04/14/16

A New Relationship Column from a Real Expert

When I asked what you wanted about of in 2016, many of you said my marriage. Then I met Andrea Syrtash, a real life relationship expert, and I thought— why not use the blog for MARRIAGE THERAPY???