The Mommy Shorts Holiday Gift Guide is here! Just in time for Hanukkah. More than enough time for Christmas. It’s got 87 gift ideas for kids and adults, boys and girls, men and women. Except, instead of coming up with gift ideas for random people I may or may not know like I usually do, this year, I decided to be a little more tactical about it.

I created a gift guide based on the people I actually have to shop for! I’ve got wish lists for Mazzy, Harlow, Mike, Jack and Neve. Or at least a few things on their wish lists, a few things I suspect that they would want, and a few things they already have that I thought you should know about. I also included a wish list for my friend’s son Charlie and a wish list for myself. And, just for my fellow RAPs (that’s the Remarkably Average Parents in my facebook group), I made a special list just for you too.

So, hopefully this guide will give you lots of ideas for the people in your own life, but really, it’s purpose is to help me get my own holiday shopping done. It’s called multi-tasking.

FYI, Mazzy is planning on telling Santa that she wants a real unicorn for Christmas. Not sure if this is a result of extreme belief or a test from a skeptic. In either case, she’s Jewish, so she maybe Santa disappointing her is not the worst thing in the world. Can’t wait to see what he comes up with!

87 Gift Ideas for the People I Love:

Comic Book Kit from Kid Made Modern

Cozmo Robot

Marble Coaster

Yarn Unicorn Crafting kit

Panda Onesie

Magnetic Putty

Mindware Slime Lab

Nintendo Switch

Strong is the New Pretty Journal

Kanoodle travel puzzle

Stop Motion Animation kit

Ride on Unicorn

Hatchimals Surprise Twins

Little Feminist Playing Cards

Lego Friends Treehouse

Doll Trundle Bed

Kinetic Sand

Ukele Starter Kit

Micro Kickboard

Unicorn Scooter Accessory Head

Mermaid Kisses Unicorn Towel

Barbie Dreamhouse

Trolls Play-Doh Hair Salon

Fairy House Kit

Leapfrog Mr. Scribble

Cardboard Castle

Play-Doh Sweet Shop

Unicorn Sidewalk Chalk

American Girl WellieWisher Camille

Minnie Mouse Watch

Remote Control Car

Lego Duplo Minnie Mouse Bow-tique

Magnatab

Cupcake Spinner Game

Princess Shoes

Gloveleya Doll

Pete the Cat Math Game

Batman Umbrella

Incredibles 2 Art Box

PJ Masks Figurines

Apple Park Dog

Toy Vacuum

Lightstax Light-up Blocks

LEGO Superman Alarm Clock

Magnatiles

Superhero Chutes and Ladders

Flippy Sequin Shirt (flips to Spiderman)

Wreck It Journal

Sphero BOLT

Nintendo Labo

Dance Mat DJ Mixer

Dinosaur Bedding

Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls Box Set

Mastermind

Scratch Off Map

Gardening Set

Stand Back Dad is Cooking Apron

Packable Waterproof Backpack

Fake Ray-ban Aviators (or get the real thing)

Dad’s Playbook

Fit Bit Versa

Eyemask with headphone jack

Pistachio Bowl

Chilling Whiskey Stones

Golf Ball Ice Cube Tray

Weatherman Umbrella

Rainbow Travel Neck Pillow

Nevertheless, She Persisted Puzzle

Fluffy Bunny Slippers

Dry Bar Curling Wand

Becoming, by Michelle Obama

Echo Show

Black Evening Clutch

Rummikub

Vintage Warm Winter Socks

Bando “Ater This We’re Getting Pizza” Gym Bag, Water Bottle and Yoga Mat

The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting

Dinosaur Chips and Dip

Come in/Go Away Reversible Doormat

Bring Me Coffee Socks

Mr. Food Plate

Good Night Yoga: A Pose by Pose Bedtime Story

Lunchbox Note Prompts

Echo Dot Kids Edition

I’m Proud to Be a Remarkably Average Parent Mug

Look out for my holiday swag bag giveaway!

Alright. That’s it! Except, one thing. I’m doing a bunch of giveaways in the next few weeks, including the return of the swag bag, which will include a bunch of items that appear here (as well as tons of stuff that is lying around my office without a home.) First up is a giveaway for a Micro Kickboard with the unicorn head accessory. You can enter to win on @mommyshorts Instagram!

Stay tuned and pay attention for more giveaways in the coming weeks!

What do you want for the holidays?