The penis seems to be a common thread in many stashes of preschool artwork, whether the drawing is unintentional or not. Every parent remembers trying not to laugh the time their kid handed over a supposedly innocent drawing that looked more like a cartoon from Playboy.

Mazzy once colored in a picture of Abby Cadabby that stayed in the lines amazingly until she drew a big red penis hanging right between her furry little fairy legs. It was quite a sight to behold.

The girl in the video below didn’t just draw one penis. She drew four of them. They are a nuclear family of penises. Did I say penises? I meant giraffes. Allow her to explain.

If you have a picture that your kids made that looks more x-rated than intended, please post it on the Mommy Shorts facebook page! I’d love to bring all our penis pics together.

I mean that in the least creepy way possible.


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