Watch the dad in the video below lull his baby immediately to sleep by playing the Brahms lullaby. OH MY GOD, if this also works on three-year-olds, I’m signing up for piano lessons STAT!

Or maybe someone out there knows how to play the piano and can come over my apartment at around 7pm tonight?

Can you also bring your piano? THANKS.

Brahms wrote this lullaby to celebrate the birth of a friend’s second child. Apparently, he knew his shit because I’m sure, even back in the 1800s, the only gift that friend really wanted was some goddamn sleep.