This baby knows how to ring in the new year! Click through for 63 adorable pictures of drunk-looking babies.

A few days ago I asked everyone on my facebook page to submit pics of their babies looking wasted. You guys responded in DROVES. Whether these babies are actually trashed or these are just really unfortunate photos, I don’t really know. But I can’t think of a better way to ring in the New Year than getting drunk with some babies!

63 Babies to get drunk with at your New Year’s Eve Party

1. The guy who’s like “Let’s get this party started!”

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2. The guy who’s like, “Started? I’ve been drinking since yesterday.”

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3. The guy who got lost on his way back from the bathroom.

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

4. The girl who gets really loud and abrasive when she’s had one too many

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

5. The guy who already needs help standing when the night just started

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

6. The guy who can barely keep his head up

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

7. The girl who keeps taking her top off

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

8. The guy who keeps insisting he’s totally fine to drink another

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

9. The guy who tries to convince you to come back to his dorm room

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

10. The girl who is ready to hit the next party

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

11. The guy who comes out of his shell and tries to impress all the ladies

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

12. The guy who passes out right at the table

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

13. The guy who gets thrown out and begs the bartender to let him back in

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

14. The girl who thinks alcohol turns her into a great guitar player

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

15. The girl who tries to go home by herself on the bus, not realizing the bus stopped running three hours ago

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

16. The guy who discovers an unopened six pack after everyone else thinks they ran out of beer

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

17. The guy who won’t stop telling the same dumb story

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18. The guy who pretends he’s drunk as an excuse to open his shirt and show off his abs

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

19. The girl who wants to hug everyone and tell them how AH-MAZING they are

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

20. The girl who picked the bar because she knew there was a late night cupcake shop open next door

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

21. The guy who thinks he’s totally good to drive home

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

22. The sober girl who’s like “Get the hell out of the car! I’ll drive.”

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

23. The frat guys who keep saying things like, “We’re bros for life!”

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

24. The girl who thinks now would be a good time to ride the mechanical bull

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

 

25. The girl who keeps falling off her bar stool

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies on New Year's Eve.

26. The guy who keeps screaming at the waiter to bring him more cheese fries

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies.

27. The guy who keeps burping

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies.

28. The guy who’s like, “THESE DOUGHNUTS ARE FANTASTIC.”

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies.

29. The girl who is clearly exhausted yet she refuses to go home

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies.

30. The guy who won’t stop trying to pick up girls no matter how many times he gets rejected

These babies know how to ring in the new year! Click through for pictures of 63 drunk babies.

31. The cougar who put her lipstick on without a mirror

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32. The guy who is going to get everybody arrested

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33. The girl who has no idea she has food on her face

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34. The guy who keeps suggesting drinking games even though nobody wants to play

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35. The guy who looks like he’s two seconds away from puking 

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36. The girl who is literally under the table

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37. The guy who keeps ordering more drinks for everyone without checking if anybody wants them first

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38. The girl who spends all her time taking selfies in the bathroom

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39. The guy who has really bad ideas when he’s wasted

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40. The girl who orders a round for everyone and then leaves without paying

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41. The guy who passes out in your lap and now you can’t move

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42. The girls who won’t remember this the next morning

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43. The guy who suggests you hit one more bar before you call it a night

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44. The guy who’s like, “Naw, man, I gotta go. I’ve got work tomorrow.”

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45. The guy who could give a f*ck about work tomorrow

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46. The girl who’s like “WHERE’S THE NEXT PARTY AT???”

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47. The guy who’s like, “I’m on the list at this really cool after party.”

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48. The girls at the after party

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49. The girl who still thinks she looks as good as when she left the house 

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50. The guy who passes out at the bar

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51. The girl who passes out cold on the floor

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52. The guy who thinks he’s going out again after he washes up

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53. The guy who has the munchies real bad but all he can find when he gets home is a stick of butter

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54. The girl who’s like, “Seriously, guys. This is the best cake I’ve ever tasted!” and she’s talking about cake at the all night diner

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55. The guy who passes out in his bowl of late night mac and cheese before he ever gets around to eating it.

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56. The girl who makes it back to her room but not back to her bed

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57. The guy who passes out naked in the hallway of his frat house

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58. The guy who passes out right in the middle of campus

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59. The girl who passes out in the middle of putting on her pajamas

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60. The girl who wakes up the next morning and is like “Oh crap, what did I do to myself?”

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61. The girl who’s like, “I am never going out again” even though she says that every time

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I hope everyone has a very Happy New Year no matter what you are doing tonight! Get a babysitter! Get drunk! Get a cab! That’s my mantra.

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Happy New Year!

xo, Mommy Shorts