A few days ago I asked everyone on my facebook page to submit pics of their babies looking wasted. You guys responded in DROVES. Whether these babies are actually trashed or these are just really unfortunate photos, I don’t really know. But I can’t think of a better way to ring in the New Year than getting drunk with some babies!
63 Babies to get drunk with at your New Year’s Eve Party
1. The guy who’s like “Let’s get this party started!”
2. The guy who’s like, “Started? I’ve been drinking since yesterday.”
3. The guy who got lost on his way back from the bathroom.
4. The girl who gets really loud and abrasive when she’s had one too many
5. The guy who already needs help standing when the night just started
6. The guy who can barely keep his head up
7. The girl who keeps taking her top off
8. The guy who keeps insisting he’s totally fine to drink another
9. The guy who tries to convince you to come back to his dorm room
10. The girl who is ready to hit the next party
11. The guy who comes out of his shell and tries to impress all the ladies
12. The guy who passes out right at the table
13. The guy who gets thrown out and begs the bartender to let him back in
14. The girl who thinks alcohol turns her into a great guitar player
15. The girl who tries to go home by herself on the bus, not realizing the bus stopped running three hours ago
16. The guy who discovers an unopened six pack after everyone else thinks they ran out of beer
17. The guy who won’t stop telling the same dumb story
18. The guy who pretends he’s drunk as an excuse to open his shirt and show off his abs
19. The girl who wants to hug everyone and tell them how AH-MAZING they are
20. The girl who picked the bar because she knew there was a late night cupcake shop open next door
21. The guy who thinks he’s totally good to drive home
22. The sober girl who’s like “Get the hell out of the car! I’ll drive.”
23. The frat guys who keep saying things like, “We’re bros for life!”
24. The girl who thinks now would be a good time to ride the mechanical bull
25. The girl who keeps falling off her bar stool
26. The guy who keeps screaming at the waiter to bring him more cheese fries
27. The guy who keeps burping
28. The guy who’s like, “THESE DOUGHNUTS ARE FANTASTIC.”
29. The girl who is clearly exhausted yet she refuses to go home
30. The guy who won’t stop trying to pick up girls no matter how many times he gets rejected
31. The cougar who put her lipstick on without a mirror
32. The guy who is going to get everybody arrested
33. The girl who has no idea she has food on her face
34. The guy who keeps suggesting drinking games even though nobody wants to play
35. The guy who looks like he’s two seconds away from puking
36. The girl who is literally under the table
37. The guy who keeps ordering more drinks for everyone without checking if anybody wants them first
38. The girl who spends all her time taking selfies in the bathroom
39. The guy who has really bad ideas when he’s wasted
40. The girl who orders a round for everyone and then leaves without paying
41. The guy who passes out in your lap and now you can’t move
42. The girls who won’t remember this the next morning
43. The guy who suggests you hit one more bar before you call it a night
44. The guy who’s like, “Naw, man, I gotta go. I’ve got work tomorrow.”
45. The guy who could give a f*ck about work tomorrow
46. The girl who’s like “WHERE’S THE NEXT PARTY AT???”
47. The guy who’s like, “I’m on the list at this really cool after party.”
48. The girls at the after party
49. The girl who still thinks she looks as good as when she left the house
50. The guy who passes out at the bar
51. The girl who passes out cold on the floor
52. The guy who thinks he’s going out again after he washes up
53. The guy who has the munchies real bad but all he can find when he gets home is a stick of butter
54. The girl who’s like, “Seriously, guys. This is the best cake I’ve ever tasted!” and she’s talking about cake at the all night diner
55. The guy who passes out in his bowl of late night mac and cheese before he ever gets around to eating it.
56. The girl who makes it back to her room but not back to her bed
57. The guy who passes out naked in the hallway of his frat house
58. The guy who passes out right in the middle of campus
59. The girl who passes out in the middle of putting on her pajamas
60. The girl who wakes up the next morning and is like “Oh crap, what did I do to myself?”
61. The girl who’s like, “I am never going out again” even though she says that every time
62. The girl who stumbles back home at 10am after a walk of shame
63. The guy who wakes up briefly, says “BEST NIGHT EVER” and then goes back to bed.
I hope everyone has a very Happy New Year no matter what you are doing tonight! Get a babysitter! Get drunk! Get a cab! That’s my mantra.
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Happy New Year!
xo, Mommy Shorts
Bahahahahahahahaha #24 & # 30 hahahahahahaha
#30 is my little girl–this pic cracked me up then, cracks me up now????????????
As I am reading this I’m shaking my head – yeah I know that person, and that person – oh wait, I’m #54 talking about the cake.
This was hilarious!
Aaaaah……these are hilarious! To bad my little drunk munchkin didn’t make it….but these are fine to ????
Happy new year to you and your beautiful family!
So, I laughed WAY too hard at these. I love it. I’m sitting here like yeap I know that person or I’ve been that person.
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