The Oscars was not the only prestigious award ceremony that ended late Sunday night. The Baby Oscars ended as well. I know you are all on the edge of your seats waiting to find out which babies won in categories like “Best Set Design”, “Most Dramatic” and “Best Siblings in a Supporting Role”.
Well, no need to wait any longer.
The Parental Academy has weighed in, the votes have been calculated and I successfully pulled the winners list out from under the watchful eye of Octavia Spencer. (That’s a joke for the people who ACTUALLY stayed up through the Oscars.)
Are you ready?
And the Baby Oscar goes to…
BEST COSTUME DESIGN:
Oliver in “The Maternity Man”
BEST MAKE-UP ARTISTRY:
Josie in “When Diaper Cream Strikes Back”
Pierce in “I Came From Where?”
BEST PERFORMANCE IN A COMEDY:
Jack in “There’s A New Sheriff In Town”
Owen and Brayden in “Did You Find The iPad, Yet?”
best leading man material:
Mason in “Glasses Are My Jam”
breakout female performance:
Quinn in “Dehydration”
best musical score:
Aurelia in “Air Flute Serenade”
most realistic superhero
Toby in “The Heart Warrior”
best performance in a sequel:
Gavin in “Animal House 2”
best siblings in a supporting role:
Willow and Autumn in “The Goodnight Kiss”
most romantic scene stealers:
Mason and Red in “More Than Friends”
best set design:
Josiah in “Dirt In A Can”
Lilah Grace in “The Creeper”
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