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There are two evil babies left in the competition. By Monday, only one will remain standing.

Or lying down, depending on whether it is nap time.

Caitlyn and Liam might be the two most evil babies we have ever had in the glare-off. They are both deserving of a spot in the finals and I think for many— this is who they hoped to see here all along.

Who will ultimately prevail? That is all up to you guys…


Which baby would freeze Elsa’s heart?

Which baby would step on a crack to break her mother’s back?

Which baby’s mirror is scared to look at them?

Which baby taught Chucky everything he knows?

If looks could kill, which baby would be the suspect?

Which baby keeps Cujo as his pet?

Which baby loves his mom more than Norman Bates?

Which baby eats Hannibal Lector for breakfast?

Which baby would bitch slap another kid for touching his toys?

Which baby would overflow their diaper just to laugh at you?

Which baby gives Stephen King new book ideas?

Which baby’s first word was “Voldemort”?

Which baby will you be dressing up as for Halloween?

Which baby would come crawling out of your TV screen seven days after watching the video?

Which baby is the next character on American Horror Story?

Which baby went straight from the maternity ward to the mental health ward?

Which baby would you see in the hallways of the Hotel Overlook?

Which baby would make your ovaries shrivel up?

Which baby personalized her bunting with the letters R-E-D-R-U-M?

Polls will be open all weekend and close Sunday night at 8pm EST. You can vote once a day.

May the evilest baby win!


Today’s giveaway is a $100 gift card to Ladida, an online shop (and actual shop in New Jersey) of ridiculously chic clothes for babies, girls and boys.


Shop owner Rebecca Weitz combs through dozens of lookbooks every year to find the absolute best pieces of clothing from children’s brands both at home and abroad. Ladida sells a mix of traditional and cutting-edge kid’s fashion from brands like Anaïs & I, Bonton, Little Remix, nununu, Junior Gaultier and more.

A stellar wardrobe will do any baby a service, but I think it should be of particular interest to Caitlyn and Liam. Obviously, it is hard to spot an evil glare when it’s wearing a Marni Yellow Pleated Jumper or a Bellerose Colorblock Cardigan.


1) You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan or subscriber to enter. Then, because we’ve been talking about evil babies all week long, let’s turn the table and talk about evil parents.

Please confess your most recent bad parenting moment in the comment section below. 

All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 27th, along with the winner of the glare-off.