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Once upon a time, I saw every nominated film before the Oscars. I held Oscar parties in my apartment and took everyone's money because I won the pool every year. Then I had children and I never saw a movie again. The end.

Actually, I'm proud to say, I saw three of the nine nominated films this year— American Hustle, The Wolf of Wall Street and Gravity. So, while I can't attest to the accuracy of every movie in the following video, I can say that those three films are DEAD ON.

Also? I have never even heard of Captain Phillips, Nebraska or Philomena. That's ok. Judging by the poor acting jobs in these clips, none of them are going to win.