Guess what?! SNL created a commercial parody especially for me! It's for "Baby Toupees" which is a product designed for babies suffering from Male Infantile Baldness.

I think that's a condition worse than Baby Gender Identity Crisis, otherwise known as the condition that causes parents to strap large flowers to the heads of their baby girls. Or, as reported earlier today, purchase ACTUAL BABY WIGS.

What's that you say? This was created in September of 2009? I can't hear you over the sound of me personally thanking Bill Hader for all his hard work! 

Also, I totally lied when I said baby wigs would never be a topic on Mommy Shorts again.


Thanks to Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) for tweeting this link to me. That's a true story.