Is your unhealthy Hello Kitty obsession getting in the way of booking a flight in the Hello-Kitty-less skies? Well, you are in luck, because Eva Air has just debuted two new planes that are designed specifically for you.
Who needs a boring red felt blanket and a one in twenty chance of scoring a prison-grade pillow, when you can rest your head on a Japanese cat with a pink bow and soul-sucking eyes?
And forget the days of faceless trays of food (do planes still serve food?), generic playing cards and styrofoam drinking vessels— the Hello Kitty plane has stepped all that up a notch.
And let's not start the fun come boarding time— you should enter straight into HELLO KITTY HELL from the second you enter the airport.
If you've arrived in your Hello Kitty outfited automobile then you'll only have ten Hello-Kitty-free steps on the sidewalk before you are back in your cartoon cat comfort zone.
But if ten Hello-Kitty-less steps are too much for you, feel free to wear your Hello Kitty gas mask until you are safely inside!
Are you bringing a significant other on board and have plans to join the Mile High Club?
Don't forget your Hello Kitty Condoms!
Or maybe it's your time of the month and sex is not on the horizon for at least three to five days. You'll be just fine as long as you've packed some super discreet Hello Kitty Sanitary Pads!
Or perhaps romance is not the goal of your trip and instead you are traveling as part of a terrorist cell with plans to take down the plane.
Don't do it without your Hello Kitty assault weapons!
Worried that a hot pink rifle won't go unnoticed at security? Try a super compact solid gold Hello Kitty hand grenade instead!
Seriously, you should play this game. Come up with the most ridiculous Hello Kitty themed item you can think of and then google it.
Hello Kitty dentures…
BAM!
Hello Kitty Septic Tank!
Hello Kitty Coffin!
Hello Kitty Urinal Cakes!
If you don't like googling, waste a few hours on "Hello Kitty Hell" where you'll find everything from Hello Kitty crack pipes to Hello Kitty engagement rings to Hello Kitty dodgeball teams.
Alright, I've gotta show you that last one.
Hello Kitty Dodgeball Team…
BAM!
I've got one last thing to say.
Elmo, my friend. You've got some catching up to do.
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If you try my Hello Kitty google game, please tell me what you find in the comment section below.
Photos found on Design Boom, Oddity Central, Hello Kitty Hell, We Heart It, Gizmodiva, Buzznet, Vinyl Dolls and Hello Kitty Forever.
Holy Hell. I need to start googling. Can’t believe how much weapons have the Hello Kitty logo on them. Humans are seriously crazy!
Hello Kitty Cigarettes… BAM!
http://hellokitty-ness.blogspot.com/2011/08/cigarettes.html
I was going to mention the condoms and there they were. Holy Hell Hello Kitty!
I actually saw this on a car here – a Hello Kitty muffler!!
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/06/20/hello-kitty-car-exhaust-pipe/
Hello Kitty Sushi! (this looks awesome, BTW)
http://madminerva.blogspot.com/2010/11/hello-kitty-monstrosity-of-day-hello.html
O…M…G
What. The fugg.
I think my eyes just died a little.
I found Hello Kitty contact lenses when I was trying to google a Hello Kitty IUD. I also read but didn’t find a picture for a Hello Kitty diaphram!
Hello Kitty Chainsaw – http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/10/18/kitty-chainsaw-handy-serial-killer/
there does not appear to be a hello kitty tractor…which says a lot about the wisdom and class of rural people aka rednecks.
That’s just creepy!
LMAO. I agree, totally creepy! Also hilarious.
Hello Kitty Wine…
She was born in 1975 so it is legal for her to drink and smoke…lol
I grew up with Hello Kitty in 80’s. It would’ve been a dream come true to see airplane like that when I was 7.
http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2010/03/will_you_see_hello_kitty.php
I did the search like you suggested…
….kinda wishing I hadn’t. toilets? teeth? weird tattoos.
But I gotta say, the Ghostbusters Proton pack was pretty darn cool.
http://technabob.com/blog/2011/10/19/hello-kitty-ghostbusters-proton-pack/
O_O Toilet paper…and Hello Kitty Avengers XD