Is your unhealthy Hello Kitty obsession getting in the way of booking a flight in the Hello-Kitty-less skies? Well, you are in luck, because Eva Air has just debuted two new planes that are designed specifically for you.
Who needs a boring red felt blanket and a one in twenty chance of scoring a prison-grade pillow, when you can rest your head on a Japanese cat with a pink bow and soul-sucking eyes?
And forget the days of faceless trays of food (do planes still serve food?), generic playing cards and styrofoam drinking vessels— the Hello Kitty plane has stepped all that up a notch.
And let's not start the fun come boarding time— you should enter straight into HELLO KITTY HELL from the second you enter the airport.
If you've arrived in your Hello Kitty outfited automobile then you'll only have ten Hello-Kitty-free steps on the sidewalk before you are back in your cartoon cat comfort zone.
But if ten Hello-Kitty-less steps are too much for you, feel free to wear your Hello Kitty gas mask until you are safely inside!
Don't forget your Hello Kitty Condoms!
Or perhaps romance is not the goal of your trip and instead you are traveling as part of a terrorist cell with plans to take down the plane.
Don't do it without your Hello Kitty assault weapons!
Worried that a hot pink rifle won't go unnoticed at security? Try a super compact solid gold Hello Kitty hand grenade instead!
Seriously, you should play this game. Come up with the most ridiculous Hello Kitty themed item you can think of and then google it.
Hello Kitty dentures…
Hello Kitty Septic Tank!
Hello Kitty Coffin!
Hello Kitty Urinal Cakes!
If you don't like googling, waste a few hours on "Hello Kitty Hell" where you'll find everything from Hello Kitty crack pipes to Hello Kitty engagement rings to Hello Kitty dodgeball teams.
Alright, I've gotta show you that last one.
Hello Kitty Dodgeball Team…
I've got one last thing to say.
Elmo, my friend. You've got some catching up to do.
If you try my Hello Kitty google game, please tell me what you find in the comment section below.