I haven't done "baby profiling" in a while. Mainly because there is just too much stuff I want to post about my own damn kid. But when I received this profile from The Hillbilly Hippie Momma, I couldn't resist. Check out Rocco— a juice-a-holic with a motorboating habit…
Build: He came out a toddler
Signature Style: AC/DC onesies, death metal eclectic, just like Momma (Momma says he looks like an idiot but she takes full responsibility)
Favorite Grub: Hits the juice hard, the boob juice that is
Can't Live Without: BOOOOOOOOB
Favorite Book: 'Stick Dog'
Pet Peeve: He's 5 months old— just about anything can piss him off
Best Trick: Motorboating like a mofo (Editor's Note: Mazzy can motorboat too!)
Future Career: Something awesome. Because he. is. awesome.