Mike, Mazzy and I went out for brunch last weekend. Boy, were we in for a nice surprise. I know most kids take care of their parents eventually but this seemed a bit soon! Or maybe she was just faking a bill once-over before suggesting a dine-and-dash. Give your best guess in the comment section below. This week, in addition to bragging rights, there will be a CASH PRIZE! And by cash prize I mean the $.01 I earned in google adsense money this month. Come to think of it, maybe the baby knows more than I think…
Caption contest winner will be announced at the end of the day. (I'm expecting Rooney to BRING IT like last time).
UPDATE: First of all, thank you all for contributing. And more importantly, thank you all for contributing on the actual site and not on Facebook. Much appreciated.
There were a lot of strong contenders this week. There was the humorous simplicity of Carole's entry (I'm a big fan of brevity) along with the very revealing nature of Heather's response. (Note to self: Don't have lunch with Heather). Craig, who always pushes the envelope in some which way, lost points for making me have to consult wikipedia. (A Kruggerrand is a South African gold coin in case you were curious). And then of course, we have Rooney's entry, which came very close to winning again but then I was scared he would become the Angelo Sosa of Mommy Shorts and nobody liked Angelo until he got sick in Singapore and had to get a shot in his ass to stay in the competition and even though Asian food is his thing and Hung, the whirling dervish who can breakdown a chicken faster than Padma can down an alcoholic beverage, was his sous chef, he still lost to a Jersey boy who made a terrine, arguably the least appealing menu option on earth. Point is, Rooney lost because I felt it was better for him in the long run.
In the end, I had to give it to a surprise entry from my husband: "DON'T WORRY, I GOT IT. I BOUGHT APPLE STOCK BACK IN '87." It was the one that made me laugh the loudest. And yes, I am aware this might also be because I am sleeping with him. Nepotism is alive and well, people. Deal with it.
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“I’m not gonna pay, I just want to see how much it is.”
20%? What do you crap krugerrands?
I’ll get this, but if that bitch thinks she’s getting a tip she’s out of her fucking mind.
“Whenever I’m out to lunch and the bill comes, I always take out my wallet. Inside there’s a note that says “REMEMBER TO SAY THANK YOU.”
Damn, I just realized I left my wallet in my other onesie.
“Don’t worry, I got it. I bought Apple stock back in ’87.”
“Ta-da! Notice the quarter is gone from under the bill! For my next trick, I’ll need a volunteer…”
A little late but I would have said – This looks really tasty.