This is Charlie and Mazzy. They either look like an old married couple or like Mazzy's been waiting over an hour for brunch at Clinton Street Bakery and Charlie is pancakes. Help me decide- submit a caption in the comments section or send an email to myshort@mommyshorts.com. Winner announced at the end of the day.

UPDATE: The winning line, both for it's humor and it's brevity, came courtesy of Rob Rooney- follow him on twitter @badtaglines.

Honorable mentions go to Craig Geller who wrote, "Don't just sit there drooling. Help me find my stomach muscles." Follow Craig on twitter @kevinblah.

And to a short play by Natasha O'Rourke:

Charlie: You could lose a few pounds, that's all I'm sayin'.
Mazzy: You're a dead man the second I get out of traction…

Follow Natasha on twitter @hellonatashao.

Thanks for playing!