It’s snowing in New York City today. The good fluffy kind of snow that actually sticks to the ground. If the snow makes it to the weekend (which it should since it’s COLD), I assume my kids will want to go outside and play in it. They’ll probably want to  build a snowman, since that’s something they have been singing about all year.

I’m a snowman traditionalist, so our snowman would probably look pretty boring, with a carrot nose and a hat. Other people treat snowman making in much more creative fashion.

Want to see what’s possible with a good pair of waterproof gloves and some clever thinking?

upside down snowman

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Photo source: Buzzfeed

Texting snowman

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Photo source: Colossal

shouting snowman

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Photo source: BuzzFeed

ALCOHOLIC snowman

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Photo source: Bored Panda

headless snowman

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Photo source: Guy Sports

Hitchhiking Snowman

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Photo Source: Fresh Dads

the ‘glass half empty’ snowman

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Photo source: Epidemic Fun

Little Kid Snowman Riding on the Shoulders of a Daddy Snowman:

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Photo Source: Is Cute

murderous snowmAn

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Photo source: WTF Pictures

wheelbarrow racing snowmen

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Photo source: Today’s Snowman

snoopy Snowman

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Photo source: BuzzFeed

dalek from dr. who snowman

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Photo source: Dr. Who Tumblr

Taking down a giant snowman

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Photo source: Arts Stew

squirrel feeder snowwoman

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Photo source: Rock River Stitches

lego snowman

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Photo source: Mental Floss

Totoro snowman

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Photo source: BuzzFeed

impaled by a tree snowman

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Photo source: Guff.com

snowcat

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Photo source: Temple of Cats

run-over snowman

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Photo source: Funny Pica

Bootwearing Snowman

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Photo Source: Fresh Dads

zombie snowmen

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Photo source: BuzzFeed

snowmen making snow angels

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Photo source: Love This Pic

Too Cool for School Snowman

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Photo Source: Fresh Dads

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Photo source: Memes Pictures

WARNING: Don’t google to find more pictures of funny snowmen, unless you want to see several snowmen and snowwomen in various sexual positions. I spared you.

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