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09/13/10
Parental Tweet
 My daughter is 3 months old 
 today which means I've less  
than 170 months to learn how to kill  
teenage boys ...
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09/13/10
Safety 1st Socket Covers Should Be Renamed Safety 2nd
I've talked about the perils of baby proofing twice before already. Once at my own home and once at Grandpa's baby deathtrap in the Hamptons.
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09/13/10
Entertaining the Baby– AKA The Hardest Job I’ve Ever Had
Don't let anyone tell you differently— playing with a baby is HARD WORK. Mazzy is not a mellow child.
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09/10/10
Parental Tweet
   A sick baby is like an alarm 
 clock that goes off every 15 
minutes to remind you that you 
aren't ...
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09/10/10
A Letter to Steve Jobs From My Nine-Month-Old Daughter
Dear Steve Jobs,
Let me start by saying, I really love the iPhone.
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09/09/10
Parental Tweet
 Going out to eat is much  
 easier now that my daughter   
is big enough for the high chair.
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