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10/20/10
My Baby, The Most Indiscriminately Friendly Person in New York
Lately, Mazzy has been saying “hi” to every passing stranger on the street. If anybody else in New York City were to be so indiscriminately friendly, you would think they were at best a lunatic and at worst from out of town, and thus straight up ignore them either way. But even the most hardened New Yorkers cannot resist my baby’s charms…
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10/19/10
Top 10 Ways Lack Of Sleep Has Affected My Life
1. Yesterday I was in the shower and for the life of me, I could not remember if I had already shampooed my hair.
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10/19/10
Baby Resemblance Face-Off
My husband, Mike and I are constantly at odds over who Mazzy more closely resembles. Why this makes a difference, I have no idea.
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10/16/10
It’s Time For a Real Vacation
My husband and I love to travel. But if there is one thing we have learned by taking our baby on numerous weekend trips this past summer, it is that she does not share our sense of adventure. I have now come to realize, that if we are ever going to have our ultimate family vacation, we are going to have to do it without her.
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10/14/10
Does My Baby Look Like Justin Bieber or A Lesbian That Looks Like Justin Bieber?
Either way, if a bunch of tweeners start chasing my stroller like it's a Segway or Shaq starts calling to hang out, I'm going to have to ...
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10/12/10
I Want a Baby Breakdown
Yesterday was a shitty day. It wasn't that anything horrible happened.
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