This September, Harlow is starting preschool full-time. She will be going from 9am-2pm every day and I am beyond nervous about it.
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08/13/15
Back to School Then and Now
I’m showing off Mazzy and Harlow’s new back-to-school wardrobes from Mini Boden and showing some throwback photos of me and Mike in some of our favorite outfits from the ’80s and ’90s. It wasn’t pretty.
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08/11/15
Toddler Fury at the French Picnic
The time I was invited to a very fancy party and everybody’s children were perfectly behaved except for for mine.
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08/04/15
Playing Paris in NYC
Janie and Jack dressed Mazzy in their new Coral Carousel collection and asked me to take her and a friend out for a Parisian inspired play date in NYC. Sure….. pull my leg, why don’t you.
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Dear Mommy Shorts, Can you please write a blog post about annoying theme days at camp? So far, my son has had to dress up like a super hero, a pirate, and tomorrow is Hollywood Day. What does that even mean???
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If you want to learn how to play golf, just do the exact opposite of whatever it is Harlow is doing in this video.
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07/24/15
Kids in the News: Weekly Round-up
This week’s kid news includes a marriage proposal, a car birth caught on camera, a toddler who got into a fight with a restaurant owner (team toddler!), and a two-year-old who likes to eat corn while wearing a wig.
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07/23/15
Life After Inside Out
Inside Out has replaced Frozen as Mazzy and Harlow’s role playing game of choice. They have designated our characters and they are not up for discussion. Harlow is Joy, Mazzy is Disgust, Mike is Anger and I get to be Sadness.
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Mazzy and I tried to film a craft tutorial and Harlow derailed us before we even got past the intro— interrupting her sister, dropping the supplies and quacking. Yes, quacking.
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Last week, I packed up all the kids’ shorts, sunglasses and sandals and hightailed it out of NYC to our summer house on Long Island. We hired a sitter and I’m remembering what it’s like to work from home.
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07/08/15
I’ve Got Big Book News!
Remember when I told you my New Year’s Resolution was to write a book? Well, don’t get too excited because I did not write a book. BUT. Apparently, you don’t need to actually write a book to sell a book, because I SOLD MY BOOK!!!
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As part of an American Express initiative supporting our National Parks, I got to show my kids where Grammy took her first steps on American soil, back when she was about the same age as Mazzy.
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When Mike was out of town last week, I decided to test my cooking skills with Blue Apron. “You can cook, Mom?” Mazzy asked. “Are you sure???”
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When I told Mazzy to pick some Seedling projects, I expected tutu creation and tiara design. But she surprised me and picked everything from a soap making experiment to an adventurer kit.
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06/23/15
Mazzy Finishes Kindergarten
Mazzy’s finished up kindergarten last week and HOLY CRAP I can’t believe it’s over. I was still getting used to the fact that she was in kindergarten to begin with.
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