Halloween was over a week ago, and I promise, by the time I am finished writing this post, it will be over for me too. It’s become an annual Mommy Shorts tradition to honor the costumes submitted by people on my Facebook page and I could not let all of that adorableness go to waste.
Here goes…
Most likely to have Elsa locked away in her castle:
Most likely to go Ballistic at the Neighbor Who Gives Out Cereal Bars:
Most Likely to Cure a Stuffed Animal:
Most Likely to Be Thrown in a Campfire:
The “You Should Really Open a Shop on Etsy” Award:
The “What’s Love Got to Do With It” Award:
Most Likely to be Eaten for Dessert:
Second Most Likely to Be Eaten for Breakfast:
Best Use of an Apple:
Best Use of a Husband:
Most Likely to Make a Quick Change in a Phone Booth:
Most Likely to Throw Out her Tweezer:
Most Likely to Challenge Jane Fonda to a Jazzercize Contest:
Most Likely to Work Rain or Shine (but Not During a Tantrum):
Smartest Cookie:
The “Made in Ireland” Award:
Most Likely Couple:
Least Likely Couple:
Best Lederhosen:
Most Inspired by Lisa Frank:
Most Likely to Be Kicked in the Face by a Bull:
Most Likely to Be Hit in the Face with a Football:
Cutest Bugs:
The “I Have No Idea What This Is But It Looks Really Cool” Award:
Best Bridal Party:
Most Likely to Get Lost in a Crowd:
The “Who You Gonna Call” Award:
Best Way to Wrangle a Toddler:
The “Sweet(est) Child(ren) of Mine” Award:
Best Freckles:
Most Likely to Wreck It:
Best Avenger Game Face:
Most Likely to Knock on Your Door and Ask for Honey:
Best Sword-fighting Chihuahua Who is Really a Siamese Cat:
The Unhappiest Tinkerbell Award:
Most Likely to Chop Down a Tree:
Most Likely to Have Grown Up in the Eighties:
Oops, wait! We have another Eighties Contender:
Most Likely to Give Your Daughter a Pep Talk:
The “Should I Be Watching Orphan Black?” Award:
Most Likely to Go Home Early to Play Video Games:
The “Jack Black Would Be Proud” Award:
Most Likely to Remain in Time Out Until Christmas:
Most Likely to Go Home with Someone Else’s Family Whose Daughter Also Went as Elsa:
Best Bat Mobile:
Best Lawn Ornament:
Most Likely to Intimidate Someone Into Giving Her the Their Whole Bowl of Candy:
Most Honest:
The “Where’s Yoda?” Award:
The “May the Force Be With You” Award:
The Cutest Insurance Agents go to Flo, the Geico Gecko and some guy from State Farm:
But wait! Where Allstate’s Mayhem and the Aflac Duck????
Oh here they are…
Best Use of a Dog:
Best Use of a Backdrop:
The Muppet Most in Need of a Valium:
The “Everything is Awesome” Award must be split by four separate families…
Most Likely to Be Hiding in an Invisible Box:
The “Biggest Nightmare” Award:
Most Likely to Transform:
Most Likely to Come Up with a Children’s Show While Tripping on Acid:
The “I’ll Take the Salmon” Award:
The “Don’t Move or Else You’ll Ruin Our Costume” Award:
The “I Hope That’s Her Father” Award:
Most Likely to Go Through Your Garbage:
Most Likely to Woo Winona:
Most Likely to Marry Brad Pitt:
The “People You Call if You Want to Train a Dragon” Award:
Most Inappropriate Family Costume:
Most Likely to Win Dancing with the Stars:
Most Likely to Sing the National Anthem at Woodstock:
Biggest Nineties Pop Icons (MJ & Prince):
The Most Despicable Family Award:
Most Likely to Show Up on Career Day:
Most Likely to Date Mazzy:
Most Likely to Get into a Cat Fight with Harlow:
Thanks to everyone who submitted pictures! Sorry I could not include them all!
Alright.
Halloween is officially over.
i LOOOOOOOOOVE seeing your winners (especially my gnome!)
Thanks for collecting the best from facebook/instagram