Mazzy is growing up quick. Barely five seconds behind the wheel of a car and she has already developed a massive case of road rage. This week's caption contest will be judged by the last caption contest's winner, Natasha. Natasha was also one of the winners of last week's Jaxxwear Giveaway, which means that Natasha has officially reaped more rewards from this site than I have. The winner of the this week's caption contest will judge next week's and so on and so forth. Winner will be announced end of day tomorrow. Have at it!
UPDATE: Natasha (@hellonatashao) has spoken and she has named Nic from My Bottle's Up as the undeniable winner. Her caption was: "THAT WAS A YIELD JACKASS!" Natasha said it made her laugh out loud. I love it cause it's short and easy to add to the headline. Natasha gave the runner-up spot to Heidi from Madame Paradox. Heidi wrote: "Take a good look at the eyes on the front of this ride asshole cause now they are glued to your motherfraking bumper". I thought there were a lot of other equally strong contenders but I'm not judging— literally. Nic, queen of expletive laced brevity, the torch has been passed to you. Get ready to judge the next one!
We like the cars/the cars that go boom/we’re Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom…
“I don’t care if you think that my ride is prohibited in the Starbcks drive through…and that my 4 soggy cheerios and a rubber ducky isn’t considered proper currency. I said I wanted a Ginger bread latte! Now!”
“THAT WAS A YEILD, JACKASS!”
“Oh parallel parking is for suckas! It’s all about PERPENDICULAR parking, yo!”
“Really?! REALLY?! That’s it then, I’m getting out of the car. YOU BETTER RUN. That’s what I thought.”
“Putain il y a un stop ! Faites attention merde !”
Paris style
I’d watch where you’re goin bucko or I’m gonna turn this car around and drive it straight up your…what you talking smack back? That’s it….MOM!
“That f%*$er just flipped me off! It’s on now.”
Take a good look at the eyes on the front of this ride asshole cause now they are glued to your motherfraking bumper.
Oh, nice mister police officer, I know *other* people need to stop at red lights, but honestly…just look at me! I have places to go.
What Is wrong with you? Get out of my way asshole!
My other car is a Big Wheel.*
*bumper sticker caption
Don’t be fooled by Snazzy Mazzy’s pink crocheted cap, ho! I will tear you up if you try cutting me off again. Mazzy don’t play!
What do you mean this is not a Mercedes? Hey ma!!!!!!!
Really you expect me to Flintstone it? Mom sure did cheap out on my wheels, let’s hope 16 is a better year for cars!