Now here's a product I can get behind.  It's a baby card from The Frantic Meerkat that reads "Your New Puking, Pooping Mini-Person, A Guide". The inside reads "Uh….yeah.  You're on your own. Congratulations!" On the website it says it comes in a protective plastic sleeve.  Now I think that's probably the case for all greeting cards everywhere but, given the subject matter, even that sounds hilarious.  Buy one for your distant pregnant cousin who invited you to her baby shower because her mom made her and it's on a fucking three day holiday weekend.  She'll love it!