What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. Check out 30 of the most ridiculously inappropriate Christmas elves ever.

It’s that time of year again. When parents drive themselves crazy concocting more and more outlandish ways to position their Elf on the Shelf. While most Elves are busy dangling from dining room chandeliers and sucking down maple syrup in the fridge, there’s an underbelly of the Elf population up to much much worse.

Every year, Baby Rabies holds her annual Inappropriate Elf competition. If you’d like to enter your Elf Gone Bad, click here. But beware. These elves are up to some pretty naughty stuff. In other words, if the tables were turned, they would be getting NADA for Christmas.

Here are my favorite entries from this year, year’s past and a few stragglers I found acting out of line even though they have no idea the contest even exists…

“Dobbie Pissing on Christmas Village” via The Bearded Iris:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Reddi Wippet Elf” via Little White Lion:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Candy Cane Crack” via Pickle Head Soup:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Oops, I Think I Dropped My Earring” via Valerie Witt:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Post-Coital Elf” via HouseTalkN:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Human Trafficking Elf” via Lil Blue Boo:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Wrecking Ball Elf” via Little Elise:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Elf Poop” via Mom’s Kitchen:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Roofie Elf” via It’s Tuesday, Right:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Cocoa” via Elf Likes It Bad:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Fifty Shades of Elf” via Ms. Officer 79:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Reading Fifty Shades of Elf” via It’s Really 10 Months:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Jigsaw Elf” via Razmtaz:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Fetish Elf” via Thompsons81:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Breaking Bad Elf” via Courtney Ellis Photography:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Classic Move” via Blogspot:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Dexter Elf” via Katy and Zucchini:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Step One: Cut a Hole in a Box” via Adventure Mama:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Baby Tagging Elf” via BabyCenter:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“One Track Mind” via Elf Shaming:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Graveyard Shift” via Behance:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Amateur Porn” via Mommy Has a Potty Mouth:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“After Hours Elf” via 1079ishot:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Kidney Thief Elf” via Lil Blue Boo:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Flasher Elf” via The Nut House:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Brokeback Elf” via Boobooville:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Vengeful Elf” via The Stylish Working Mama:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

“Dogs Love Peanutbutter” via Elf on a Shelf Gone Bad:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

And finally, my pick for this year’s win…

“Elf Bound” via Dirty Diaper Laundry:

What is your elf REALLY up to while your family is sleeping? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

If you’d like to enter your Inappropriate Elf for a chance to win totally appropriate prizes like an iPad Air or a Nintendo 2DS, click on over to Baby Rabies.

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