After the success of my first butchered words post, I got so many additional great responses that I had to put together a second.
Again, these are all graphic representations of actual mispronounced words from the mouths of toddlers, reported by readers. Some adorable, some amusing and some that might make you lock your child in their room until they get it right.
WARNING UPON REQUEST: Make sure there isn't a child who can read standing behind you before you scroll down. (Sorry!)
and of course...
Picture us sitting around having a nice family dinner. My 7 year-old wanted us to play the rhyming game.
"I'll go first! Things that rhyme with 'or'. Whore!"
Dead silence from my husband and I. Confused look from child.
"You know. Whore! Like the movies Daddy likes to watch!"
Dead silence increases and panic starts to set in.
"You know - the movies that are scary for me!"
Hubby and I break into peals of laughter (after huge sighs of relief!)
"Oh, you mean HORROR!"
"Yeah, that's what I said! What's so funny??"
I hope everyone has a good weekend and thanks for not freaking out when I didn't post on Wednesday. Apparently, I can skip a day and the world still turns as usual.
Have a great weekend. I hope it's warm enough for an ASS REAM CONE!
— Mommy Shorts